Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 09, 2011

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago

    No. 6 — the yoke’s on everybody…. especially the kids and the clean-up crew.

    In a minute they’ll all be scrambling for towels.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago

    This feather-headed employee was trying to butter up his hard-boiled boss, but his project will be universally panned.

    Now the stupid cluck will be lucky to be employed till fried-day.

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    margueritem  about 13 years ago

    What a rotten trick, to egg those kids on like that.

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  about 13 years ago

    They just need practice – just look at “kung fu soccer” he learned to bounce an egg after all :p

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    RogueSymmetry  about 13 years ago

    Well, Mcdonald’s rubber-like eggs should have been fine.

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    Varnes  about 13 years ago

    Try grapes…..He said from Paw Paw…

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    clucky  about 13 years ago

    The yokes on them !!

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    x_Tech  about 13 years ago

    Yo! Yo! Let go of my egg…

    Oh
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    x_Tech  about 13 years ago

    Employee: Okay, the eggs were a bad idea.Manager: Well, for really good kids meal, you have to use high heat until they start to simmer then…

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    chris_weaver  about 13 years ago

    Switch to Plan B – bacon!

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    celeconecca  about 13 years ago

    i thought that’s how they scrambled the eggs for the mcmuffins

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    Michelle Morris  about 13 years ago

    No,it was a STUPID idea!

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    lfishman  about 13 years ago

    It’s still better for them than an Egg McMuffin

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    jeep85  about 13 years ago

    “Last one in is a chicken!”

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    Larry Miller Premium Member about 13 years ago

    I think we need an eggs’ benediction here.

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    iced tea  about 13 years ago

    This isn’t over, easy.

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    Randyt8  about 13 years ago

    This comic isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, maybe they ought to scramble for new one.

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    NightOwl19  about 13 years ago

    The sunny side up of this situation, however, is that the kids will have very healthy and shiny hair after today, and they will also get a very good supply of riboflavin and vitamin B12.

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