I was in the Army, new recruit, we were drilling on the parade square, the guy in front of me was chewing gum. “HALT,” standing at attention, the drill Master Corporal, yells, “X is that gum in you mouth!” I could see him swallow it or make a swallowing action. “You better not have swallowed that gum!” the MC was coming up and yelling. “I want to see a piece of gum!” then I see the regurgitation like action from the guy, MC “I will get a piece of gum if I need to pull it out your throat!”. X actually managed to get the gum back up. Yes he was down and giving 20.
Google [zero tolerance]; third-grader draws a crude picture of a gun, gets suspended… They can’t touch his little bottom, but they can sure mess with his head!
Llewellenbruce about 13 years ago
You can be sure this isn’t the first time Skyler hasended up meeting the BOARD OF EDUCATION.
GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago
You should have brought enough for everyone.
oddball1972 about 13 years ago
Chew gum in school, get detention, bring a Bible, get kicked out
richardkel about 13 years ago
And “Paddle Him” was his name. I don’t know if anyone here remembers the old tv show or not, but I thought the pun fit.
gjsjr41 about 13 years ago
Miss “Fishbreath”???
twj0729 about 13 years ago
@richardkel—Oh Yeah, Pallidin was a great show in fact if you have Direct TV it still in rerun.Channel 535 I believe, the western channel.
joe piglet Premium Member about 13 years ago
I was in the Army, new recruit, we were drilling on the parade square, the guy in front of me was chewing gum. “HALT,” standing at attention, the drill Master Corporal, yells, “X is that gum in you mouth!” I could see him swallow it or make a swallowing action. “You better not have swallowed that gum!” the MC was coming up and yelling. “I want to see a piece of gum!” then I see the regurgitation like action from the guy, MC “I will get a piece of gum if I need to pull it out your throat!”. X actually managed to get the gum back up. Yes he was down and giving 20.
tripwire45 about 13 years ago
Fortunately, I’m old enough to get that pun.
LingeeWhiz about 13 years ago
He thought he was taking a pop quiz and the bubble pop went right along with it.
Yukoneric about 13 years ago
Paladin, Paladin where do you roam…………………It’s the principal of the thing.
pbarnrob about 13 years ago
Google [zero tolerance]; third-grader draws a crude picture of a gun, gets suspended… They can’t touch his little bottom, but they can sure mess with his head!
AnotherFineMess almost 3 years ago
Is this the first appearance of Miss Fishbreath?