Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 30, 2011

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    Llewellenbruce  about 13 years ago

    You can be sure this isn’t the first time Skyler hasended up meeting the BOARD OF EDUCATION.

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    GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago

    You should have brought enough for everyone.

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    oddball1972  about 13 years ago

    Chew gum in school, get detention, bring a Bible, get kicked out

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    richardkel  about 13 years ago

    And “Paddle Him” was his name. I don’t know if anyone here remembers the old tv show or not, but I thought the pun fit.

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    gjsjr41  about 13 years ago

    Miss “Fishbreath”???

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    twj0729  about 13 years ago

    @richardkel—Oh Yeah, Pallidin was a great show in fact if you have Direct TV it still in rerun.Channel 535 I believe, the western channel.

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    joe piglet Premium Member about 13 years ago

    I was in the Army, new recruit, we were drilling on the parade square, the guy in front of me was chewing gum. “HALT,” standing at attention, the drill Master Corporal, yells, “X is that gum in you mouth!” I could see him swallow it or make a swallowing action. “You better not have swallowed that gum!” the MC was coming up and yelling. “I want to see a piece of gum!” then I see the regurgitation like action from the guy, MC “I will get a piece of gum if I need to pull it out your throat!”. X actually managed to get the gum back up. Yes he was down and giving 20.

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    tripwire45  about 13 years ago

    Fortunately, I’m old enough to get that pun.

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    LingeeWhiz  about 13 years ago

    He thought he was taking a pop quiz and the bubble pop went right along with it.

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    Yukoneric  about 13 years ago

    Paladin, Paladin where do you roam…………………It’s the principal of the thing.

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    pbarnrob  about 13 years ago

    Google [zero tolerance]; third-grader draws a crude picture of a gun, gets suspended… They can’t touch his little bottom, but they can sure mess with his head!

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    AnotherFineMess  almost 3 years ago

    Is this the first appearance of Miss Fishbreath?

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