Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 09, 1992
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Dear Tiffany- I hate my looks. My friends say I'm pretty, but you should see this one girl in my 4th period math class-she is totally gorgeous! Everything about her is perfect! Naturally, every boy in school is nuts about her. I'd give anything to have even half her looks! Is it normal to be so envious? Signed, Green. Tiffany: Dear Green: Let me say 2 things: 1. There's nothing wrong with envy. 2. You must mean third period math 'cuz I have science fourth period.
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
Dear Tiffany, I know this really annoying blonde bimbo who thinks the World revolves around her; what kind of weapon should I buy, to eliminate the problem, once and for all?
peanuts511 about 10 years ago
Dear Green,Its perfectly okay to be jealous of a girl who is supposedly prettier than you. The important thing is you shouldn’t be feeling TOO much envy against a girl (cough Tiffany cough) who puts on 10 layers of makeup on her face to hide her hideous face. I am sure if you’ll wear makeup, you will look prettier than her. Although she may have a *ahem “good” figure that boys can’t stop staring at, you have to learn to love yourself!
Isaac Chen over 6 years ago
Don’t tell me you didn’t see that coming