Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 09, 1992
December 08, 1992
December 10, 1992
Transcript:
Dear Tiffany- I hate my looks. My friends say I'm pretty, but you should see this one girl in my 4th period math class-she is totally gorgeous! Everything about her is perfect! Naturally, every boy in school is nuts about her. I'd give anything to have even half her looks! Is it normal to be so envious? Signed, Green. Tiffany: Dear Green: Let me say 2 things: 1. There's nothing wrong with envy. 2. You must mean third period math 'cuz I have science fourth period.
Dear Tiffany, I know this really annoying blonde bimbo who thinks the World revolves around her; what kind of weapon should I buy, to eliminate the problem, once and for all?