If we did our debates that way on Earth, I think Perry’s would have gone something like this:
Okay, now we have three steps here for this dance. First you put your right foot down over here like this, Follow up by sliding your left foot over here. And then you, um, ah, will, I know this dance, but we have to…oh, come on, what is this step?
Turn off the T.V.That’s what I’d do or go for a walk or take a nap or go shopping or go fly a kite or put in a DVD or go to the movies or go for a ride in the car or go feed the dog or go get a dog or go get a cat or go on a picnic or go on a hike or take a shower or go to work or plant a garden or paint a picture or eat dinner or eat breakfast or eat lunch or…
margueritem almost 13 years ago
It just might work.
Phatts almost 13 years ago
… nah, it’ll never work … … unless they get some sexier candidates …
tegm almost 13 years ago
This might just be crazy enough to work~
Bilan almost 13 years ago
Does this mean that tomorrow we get to see the Space Squid and Kilbot doing the tango?
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Bilan, maybe, maybe not….
but in the next few months there’ll be enough fancy footwork right here on Earth to keep us entertained and appalled.
Our very own Dancing with the Presidential Candidates.
cdward almost 13 years ago
I’m told the debates themselves have been rather entertaining.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 13 years ago
There’s always Hokey-Pokey going on in politics. That’s what it’s all about.
glkailsik almost 13 years ago
Not a half bad idea. At least more might watch.
Nebulous Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I know that I’ve enjoyed the Contortionist competitions,where they see who can stick their foot farthest into their mouth.
WaitingMan almost 13 years ago
Ratings would be even lower if it was “American Idol” season.
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Hey! They’re doing the good ole Texas Two-Step, as seen in “The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas” (Rick, take notes – - -). . . . ☻
Hussell almost 13 years ago
If we did our debates that way on Earth, I think Perry’s would have gone something like this:
Okay, now we have three steps here for this dance. First you put your right foot down over here like this, Follow up by sliding your left foot over here. And then you, um, ah, will, I know this dance, but we have to…oh, come on, what is this step?
mzkdad almost 13 years ago
They will just continue to dance around the issues.
ironflange almost 13 years ago
Pam is so damn cute when she’s angry.
Dtroutma almost 13 years ago
Well, the current crop debating are all “space cadets”.
Dragoncat almost 13 years ago
Believe it or not, this is one of Brewster’s better ideas…
kevfw17 almost 13 years ago
They dance heavenly
comicnut4636 almost 13 years ago
Turn off the T.V.That’s what I’d do or go for a walk or take a nap or go shopping or go fly a kite or put in a DVD or go to the movies or go for a ride in the car or go feed the dog or go get a dog or go get a cat or go on a picnic or go on a hike or take a shower or go to work or plant a garden or paint a picture or eat dinner or eat breakfast or eat lunch or…
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
Background music: “The Politics of Dancing” by Re-Flex.
alan.gurka almost 13 years ago
Politicians are always dancing around the facts.
SamuelMeasa over 3 years ago
If they had to air more debates I’m sure we’d have switched to this format by now.