Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 12, 2011

It just might work.

… nah, it’ll never work … … unless they get some sexier candidates …

This might just be crazy enough to work~

Does this mean that tomorrow we get to see the Space Squid and Kilbot doing the tango?

Bilan, maybe, maybe not….

but in the next few months there’ll be enough fancy footwork right here on Earth to keep us entertained and appalled.

Our very own Dancing with the Presidential Candidates.

I’m told the debates themselves have been rather entertaining.

There’s always Hokey-Pokey going on in politics. That’s what it’s all about.

Not a half bad idea. At least more might watch.

I know that I’ve enjoyed the Contortionist competitions,where they see who can stick their foot farthest into their mouth.

Ratings would be even lower if it was “American Idol” season.

Hey! They’re doing the good ole Texas Two-Step, as seen in “The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas” (Rick, take notes – - -). . . . ☻

If we did our debates that way on Earth, I think Perry’s would have gone something like this:

Okay, now we have three steps here for this dance. First you put your right foot down over here like this, Follow up by sliding your left foot over here. And then you, um, ah, will, I know this dance, but we have to…oh, come on, what is this step?

They will just continue to dance around the issues.

Pam is so damn cute when she’s angry.

Well, the current crop debating are all “space cadets”.

Believe it or not, this is one of Brewster’s better ideas…

They dance heavenly

Turn off the T.V.That’s what I’d do or go for a walk or take a nap or go shopping or go fly a kite or put in a DVD or go to the movies or go for a ride in the car or go feed the dog or go get a dog or go get a cat or go on a picnic or go on a hike or take a shower or go to work or plant a garden or paint a picture or eat dinner or eat breakfast or eat lunch or…

Background music: “The Politics of Dancing” by Re-Flex.

Politicians are always dancing around the facts.

If they had to air more debates I’m sure we’d have switched to this format by now.