Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 12, 1999
Transcript:
Francis: How's life in the school orchestra? Nate: Okay, I Guess... Nate: But some of the songs we're learning are so lame! Who wants to play "On top of old smoky" A gazillion times? Nate: I think it's time I cut loose a little it and play some real music! Honk! Braap! Francis: You haven't lived until you've heard " I wanna sex you up" on the trombone.
BigNate+CalvinandHobbes=:) over 12 years ago
Nate looks really weird on the last panel
ReneeZimbodgi about 12 years ago
Uh, gross…
peanuts511 over 10 years ago
well, if that’s true, then i’ve never lived and i don’t think i’d wanna live in my life
Thot Patrol over 7 years ago
18+ comic
Nate's Ego over 7 years ago
Uhhhh…. Don’t know what to say about that.
solomonnobre almost 7 years ago
Pierce, Pierce, Pierce,…
a non-E mouse about 6 years ago
I prefer “On Top of Spaghetti”. Ahem. (Things on the right are shouted) On top of spaghetti all covered with cheese, mozzarella!I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed somebody!It rolled off the table, it rolled on the floorAnd then my poor meatball rolled out of the doorIt rolled in the garden and under a bushAnd then my poor meatball was nothing but mush.The mush grew and grew into a tree.It grew great big meatballs for you and for me.So if you eat spaghetti all covered with cheese,Don’t lose your poor meatball and don’t you dare sneeze.
NETFLIX AND POPTARTS about 5 years ago
Another 18+ comic
Schadenfreude almost 5 years ago
But he’s playing trombone that’s not an orchestral instrument
@TherealFrancisPope over 4 years ago
I looked up the lyrics of this song, and he should be put in detention for at least a few weeks or at least ISS
80 Year Old Nate about 4 years ago
What I don’t get is why Pastis complains in his treasuries about never being able to use words like “sucks” at this time and Peirce has strips like this.
NateWrightOffical about 4 years ago
same
Cute Ice Cream (Cute Cookie Bear) almost 4 years ago
now that’s what i call real music
Vallion over 3 years ago
i looked in the comments for whiny 9 year olds and i was not disappointed
dfdfjkhadslads over 3 years ago
QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! URGENT QUESTION, WOULD YOU RATHER BE A BANANA OR A POGO STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????///
STUFF ENJOYER over 1 year ago
What if they played Mario music?