Frazz by Jef Mallett for April 08, 2007
April 07, 2007
April 09, 2007
Transcript:
FRAZZ BY JEF MALLETT Mrs. Olsen: Gads! These essays are simply dreadful! Bill Mayer spelled half his words wrong. Eric Zeder's handwriting is pure illegible chicken scratch. Mark Pagell's is completely unorganized and somehow vaguely rude. Frazz: I don't think I've met Bill, Eric, and Mark. Mrs. Olsen: Well, you can meet them in study hall, because I'm giving them the WORST THREE GRADES in class! Frazz: So when did "Bill", "Eric" and "Mark" allegedly join your class? Caulfield: About the time Mrs. Olsen started grading our essays on a curve.
tigre1again almost 8 years ago
I’ve ‘salted and weighed’ classes, but not this slickly and not until THE Girl who’d been studying in Europe for several years showed up in my life. My, what a complex world of academic ‘skew arts’ they have in other parts of the world.
robert423elliott 2 months ago
So, to keep from doing one essay well, he chooses to do 4 essays poorly??? That’s as illogical as he usually is!
DKHenderson 27 days ago
Oh, come on! Mrs. Olsen surely knows how many kids she has in her class!