Be thankful for contraceptives, be thankful for vodka.
Bravo!
Oh, come on dear – you can do better than him. Almost anyone else.
Hope you don’t have any commitments with him—like any other holidays or any days, period.
The challenge is having women say that about you instead of you saying it about yourself. I’m thankful for being me that way.
..it all tastes like turkey anyhow…
They didn’t forget the turkey for Thanksgiving after all.
Here, let’s see if I can fit my lack of self-esteem in the same county as your ego.
Every four years, I get a turkey for my birthday.
The only thing I’m thankful for have a family get to getter and no arugments.
really dishing it out on T-day…!
Reminds me of a joke from “Cheers”. Sam and Diane were betting on something. Sam; “If I win, I get to sleep with you.” Diane; “What if I win?” Sam; “Then you get to sleep with me.”
I’m thankful that I don’t have to get together with family on Thanksgiving. It keeps the murder rate down and my sister isn’t worth going to jail for.
Funny and clever as always.
Somebody’s full of himself… and something else.
June 21, 2014
runar almost 13 years ago
Be thankful for contraceptives, be thankful for vodka.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Bravo!
aarken almost 13 years ago
Oh, come on dear – you can do better than him. Almost anyone else.
FunnyDeeds almost 13 years ago
Hope you don’t have any commitments with him—like any other holidays or any days, period.
Commentator almost 13 years ago
The challenge is having women say that about you instead of you saying it about yourself. I’m thankful for being me that way.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 13 years ago
..it all tastes like turkey anyhow…
J Short almost 13 years ago
They didn’t forget the turkey for Thanksgiving after all.
coltish1 almost 13 years ago
Here, let’s see if I can fit my lack of self-esteem in the same county as your ego.
runar almost 13 years ago
Every four years, I get a turkey for my birthday.
kab2rb almost 13 years ago
The only thing I’m thankful for have a family get to getter and no arugments.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 13 years ago
really dishing it out on T-day…!
WaitingMan almost 13 years ago
Reminds me of a joke from “Cheers”. Sam and Diane were betting on something. Sam; “If I win, I get to sleep with you.” Diane; “What if I win?” Sam; “Then you get to sleep with me.”
runar almost 13 years ago
I’m thankful that I don’t have to get together with family on Thanksgiving. It keeps the murder rate down and my sister isn’t worth going to jail for.
DQcartoonist almost 13 years ago
Funny and clever as always.
Sky_Shachaq almost 13 years ago
Somebody’s full of himself… and something else.