You see, the reason most people prefer to go to “The Other Place,” is because, in case something goes wrong, they’ll need a good lawyer - and we all know there are none of those guys in Heaven… :)
the saying that all dogs go to heaven, well not lawyers. especially, the vapid shell of human being that is representing bernie fine and jerry sandusky. those 2, and many members of congress.
Why wouldn’t lawyers get in? Most are smart and fight for their client (you). Wait until you invent something or get into trouble or want to whine and exercise your “rights”
I’m amazed he got this far. This goes in the Death Cartoon Collection at The Family Plot Blog!http://thefamilyplot.wordpress.com/category/death-cartoons/
Simple. They let the lawyers in Heaven, give them a grand tour of the place, then send them down. It’s reserved for people who really tick off St. Pete.
Heaven and Hell aren’t on different levels, they’re on the same plane, divided by a fence.One day God’s out strolling and sees a spot where the fence is falling apart.He calls Satan over and says, “Hey, you gotta get this fence fixed right away!”Satan says, “Not my problem. You want it fixed, you get it fixed yourself!”God says, “You get this fixed right away or I’m gonna call a lawyer!”Satan says, “Oh yeah? Where are YOU gonna find a lawer??”
invisifan almost 13 years ago
It’s the whole “omniscience” thing they have a problem with …
chireef almost 13 years ago
there’s a special place in haven for lawyers… it’s called the tenth layer of hell
Can't Sleep almost 13 years ago
Lawyers get in?!
God really is forgiving!
TURTLE almost 13 years ago
That’s why it’s ‘Divine’ to forgive!
Kali39 almost 13 years ago
You see, the reason most people prefer to go to “The Other Place,” is because, in case something goes wrong, they’ll need a good lawyer - and we all know there are none of those guys in Heaven… :)
Kali39 almost 13 years ago
Hmm, the server crossed out the last part of the sentence…
The Life I Draw Upon almost 13 years ago
Kali39 almost 13 years ago
Now cut that out!
:-)
vwdualnomand almost 13 years ago
the saying that all dogs go to heaven, well not lawyers. especially, the vapid shell of human being that is representing bernie fine and jerry sandusky. those 2, and many members of congress.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 13 years ago
There is no plea bargening in heaven.
Knightman Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Because they are alleged liars.
ChazNCenTex almost 13 years ago
Hopefully there is no spell checking in Heaven either.
TheSpanishInquisition almost 13 years ago
God, you’re going to be dealing with a lot worse from Herman Cain.
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
Wiley is an optimist!
rockngolfer almost 13 years ago
He was chasing an ambulance and they put on brakes.
Digital Frog almost 13 years ago
He’s the first person since Methuselah to live past the age of 500, at least according to his billing hours…
APersonOfInterest almost 13 years ago
Before I moved to New Jersey and discovered what a beautiful state it is … I disparaged it as well.
sunnysrteet27 almost 13 years ago
What lawyer would MAKE it to heaven? ; )
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Only a lawyer would question God’s opinion…..
Defective Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Wiley really had to reach for this one! There’s no way this scene would ever play out in heaven!
bluzfrek almost 13 years ago
Okay, since when do lawyers go to Heaven ????
treered almost 13 years ago
FUNNY!
Crabbyrino Premium Member almost 13 years ago
-Really?
Crabbyrino Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Really?
orz almost 13 years ago
Why wouldn’t lawyers get in? Most are smart and fight for their client (you). Wait until you invent something or get into trouble or want to whine and exercise your “rights”
worldisacomic almost 13 years ago
Pond scum on earth, dried scum in hell!
GailRubin almost 13 years ago
I’m amazed he got this far. This goes in the Death Cartoon Collection at The Family Plot Blog!http://thefamilyplot.wordpress.com/category/death-cartoons/
jmo328 almost 13 years ago
Old joke, what do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of lake Michigan? A good start!
Pygar almost 13 years ago
Simple. They let the lawyers in Heaven, give them a grand tour of the place, then send them down. It’s reserved for people who really tick off St. Pete.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Heaven and Hell aren’t on different levels, they’re on the same plane, divided by a fence.One day God’s out strolling and sees a spot where the fence is falling apart.He calls Satan over and says, “Hey, you gotta get this fence fixed right away!”Satan says, “Not my problem. You want it fixed, you get it fixed yourself!”God says, “You get this fixed right away or I’m gonna call a lawyer!”Satan says, “Oh yeah? Where are YOU gonna find a lawer??”