Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 15, 2011

Something dead’s in her locker. She IS a monster.

Mimi didn’t get the amazons she requires to compete in the Valley Conference? She must be depressed having to field a team without anybody over six feet.

Yet, even when she did have the tall lineup she salivates over, it culminated in the most pointless storyline ever created.

Locker 97, that will come back to haunt us I’m sure.

Just speculating here, but does anyone else see a potential Lini/Brody hookup somewhere down the line to take the Gil Thorp strip to a new level of relationship analysis in this modern age?

There’s an offensive rhyming term for what Kayla is rapidly becoming.

I’ll bet all the students are looking forward to the “Fa Da Sa” musical of some sort that is advertised in P1.

Kayla is keeping Chucky in her locker after she nailed his cheek to his gums. Ya gotta wonder, is the Bride of Chucky very far away?

Why is Lini speaking to Kayla’s nether regions?

[NAME REDACTED] Mimi should still have that big amazon Molly Kinsella at center.

The Hurt Locker, Part II.

It’s about time for Gil to “discover” a couple of transfers from Central City dominating the local pick up games at the YMCA. A sophomore who can “do it all” as a PG and his 6’5" sista who rocks the rims. Then Gil finds a way to “convince” them to join the teams at MHS.

Wait a second. All conference? Does this mean they play sports at Milford High?