Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 08, 2012
January 07, 2012
January 09, 2012
Transcript:
Caulfield: Did you know that 50 percent of all marriages end in death? Girl: That sounds horrible! Where did you read that? Caulfield: I didn't I read that 50 percent of marriage end in divorce. The rest I figured out. Girl: I'm moving over there. Caulfield: Did you know that 50 percent of stuff I figure out makes people happy? Frazz: That sounds wonderful!
TonysSon almost 13 years ago
75% of statistics are made up on the spot.
Milessio almost 13 years ago
Caulfield’s glass is rapidly becoming half empty!
crobinson019 almost 13 years ago
When the preacher says “Till death do you part,” you suddenly realize its a race…
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Nab, so 50% of divorces end up in marriages?
Nebulous Premium Member almost 13 years ago
The number one cause of Death is Life.
rshive almost 13 years ago
Lies, damn lies, and statistics.
cartoon critic 2544 almost 13 years ago
40% of sick days are taken on Mondays and Fridays (the other 60 % are Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday) LOL
Cathy38c almost 13 years ago
Make sense to me!
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
Wow! Who knew that marriage was FATAL?
Random Lurker Premium Member almost 13 years ago
It took me way too long to figure it out, but when I did, I laughed :D
Jorsulak1 almost 13 years ago
50% of our kids are below average!!!! Better do something to bring those kids up to par!
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
Lovely.
tomielm almost 13 years ago
LOL. Does that little manipulator know human nature or what?