Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 29, 2004

Transcript:

"It has come to my attention that 2004 is the Chinese year of the monkey. This is a sign." "I didn't tell him." "The magic of the cosmos is upon us. The moon rises in the constellation monkey. I have prepared my H'angus Doll for his transformation into a real monkey. As Pinocchio came to life, so too will H'Angus be given the breath of life. I give you... CHIMPINOCCHIO." "...All that just so you can eat him?" "1.3 billion chinese can't be wrong."