Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 11, 2005
September 10, 2005
September 12, 2005
Transcript:
PROTECT YOUR HOME! Studies show that homes with dogs are, like, a million times less likely to be broken into.* Here at Ye Olde Fuzzy Comic and Heavy Industries, we care! To protect YOUR home, simply cut out these anti-burglar images and place them in an entry window!** * number provided for alarming effect only ** results not guaranteed BEWARE OF DOG! - dog more vicious than it appears - Y.O.F.C.H.I., Inc. not liable for any losses.
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BlackFrostWarrior over 11 years ago
I pity the poor fool who breaks into our houses and tries to find valuables. I would have pitied them for trying to get past the dog, but he’s practically deaf and partially blind, not to mention that he’s mellowed considerably in his teen years so getting past him isn’t so hard these days.
alecfelinus almost 2 years ago
Pity the guy who tries to get into our house. With all of the pointy things hanging on the walls, they run the risk of getting severely perforated.