Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 11, 2005
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PROTECT YOUR HOME! Studies show that homes with dogs are, like, a million times less likely to be broken into.* Here at Ye Olde Fuzzy Comic and Heavy Industries, we care! To protect YOUR home, simply cut out these anti-burglar images and place them in an entry window!** * number provided for alarming effect only ** results not guaranteed BEWARE OF DOG! - dog more vicious than it appears - Y.O.F.C.H.I., Inc. not liable for any losses.
Pity the guy who tries to get into our house. With all of the pointy things hanging on the walls, they run the risk of getting severely perforated.