Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 14, 2011
December 13, 2011
December 15, 2011
Transcript:
Satchel: Wow... Your kill-o-rant has a huge menu... What are "sea wallet gobs"? Bucky: Claims. I'm trying to give everything on my menu a catchy name. Satchel: Ok, then what is a "bluefish"? Bucky: I couldn't think of a better name for them, they're just "bluefish," I guess. Satchel: Well, if you served it in a salad, you could call it "surf & turf." Bucky: Brilliant. And that'll add five dollars to the price.
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alaskajohn1 about 13 years ago
anything for a buck, bucky. 1st post
Ida No about 13 years ago
Marketing is everything. Put little Smurf hats on the bluefish and the deal is sealed.1 Fish, 2 Fish, redfish, Smurfs in a Caesar.
naturally_easy about 13 years ago
wait…isn’t “turf” associated with beef? What’s with the salad?
doublepaw about 13 years ago
Or call them Boise State Bluegill.
sharklungs about 13 years ago
How about all-can-eat Fugo?
j2p2 about 13 years ago
All-you-can-eat has an entirely different meaning when the sushi can kill you…
Potrzebie about 13 years ago
Most of the fish sold in restaurants is mis-labeled anyway.
WaitingMan about 13 years ago
Nuke The Smurfs!
tigre1 about 13 years ago
It IS a great one. Coming to a shopping center near you, and probably SOON, too.
KELBEL12020 about 13 years ago
LOVE! HEE HEE HEE
Kathe about 13 years ago
You deserve a doggy biscuit Satchel!
Kathe about 13 years ago
Maybe Bucky can come up with a fishy biscuit for dessert.
yatman about 13 years ago
Nah!! That’s a Crappie name!
Popeyesforearm about 13 years ago
1st time I read this 2 years ago I cracked up. Still funny but where the heck in Darby. Re-runs every week.
seadooit about 13 years ago
What a great line! “Smurf and Turf” I love it!!!
Blossoming about 13 years ago
Poor Smurfs! (though, I must say, this seems like a shameless plug for the Smurfs!… They do have a DVD that just came out and all… :)). Or, if these are reruns, I don’t know… :( I’d hate to think Darby’s getting bored or can’t think of things to write up… I’m sure he could get great ideas from us on here!! My vote’s on sending Bucky to a vet… A bath, though, maybe too horrific…
Hunter7 about 13 years ago
If Bucky called it an Organic Smurf & Turf he could charge $20 more.