Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 20, 2011

SNERK!!

Am I crazy or is the car faceing the wrong way?

I’m kinda late but I guess I’ll dive in….

Ilovecomics — that’s like saying one guy can’t go alone through a door marked “Men.”

OTOH I’m not sure his excuse would hold water in court.

Around here the next sign always says “Car Pool Means Two or More Passengers per Vehicle.”

At least now I know why they think they have to define it every few hundred yards….

Wow Johnny …. it’s true then, that you live in the past?

When he puts on brakes it will be a wash.

I wonder if it waves at passers-by?

hahahahahaaaa

Does he have a problem with people diving into his car?

Must be Michael Phelp’s car.

It just crawls through traffic.

I guess his engine does the crawl, sidestroke, breaststroke and backstroke. ‘cause of course it’s a 4 stroke engine.

Hey, good ones, all! Last night my brain was too tired to stay afloat — in that state you guys swim rings around it.

introducing the new Chrysler Tsunami.

Susan is not that far from my zone but keeps such different hours from me; I want to go up to bed in another hour (around 8) and come down here at 6AM or so. And water in a car is just so illogical that the only place it “made sense” was in an old “Fat Cats” toon (because they could afford to have anything constructed).

Pardon me, I’m Rodd’s son, and I just want to tel you the Rodd is going to stop drawing the comic. If you don’t want him to quit, email him, tell him on facebook, leave him a comment, just spread the word!!!

rOdd — why would you stop???I hope that’s a joke!

please do not stop this comic.