Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 17, 2011
Transcript:
Donald Trump: Look, Sarah, being an apprentice moderator will help you get back in the game, make you a national player again! Right now, every GOP candidate has to do two things: first, sign a bunch of pledges so they don't have to think, and second, come to Trump Tower to see me! That could be you, too, Sarah! You could make them all come to Alaska! Palin: Alaska? Ha! I'm never in Alaska! Trump: What? But Alaska's your brand! Palin: I can't take the crappy outlet malls. I'm happier now.
BE THIS GUY over 12 years ago
Once you go Saks, you don’t go back.
rayannina over 12 years ago
Someone needs to help The Donald with that combover. Anyone got duct tape handy?
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
@rayannina, how about crazy glue?
@Petey & The Pack, the republican party should tell Trump, “YOU’RE FIRED!!!”
DylanThomas3.14159 over 12 years ago
Once you go Trump, you’re in for a slump on the stump.
thirdguy over 12 years ago
Please let this be the end of Trump!
doc white over 12 years ago
PLEASE STOP THIS CRAP.
randymi over 12 years ago
Yawn When is this uber-boring storyline going to end and get back to reality?
DylanThomas3.14159 over 12 years ago
Sarah’d better stay away from that monomegalomaniacopsychotic holed up in his Trump Tower like Count Dracula in his castle in Transylvania.
DylanThomas3.14159 over 12 years ago
For any FBI observing: We’re MAKING A MOVIE, not plotting a real-life score.
Commentator over 12 years ago
GT: Crazy war monger posing as a peace loving liberal.“With anti-war liberals like these, who needs Pavlov’s Dogs of War like bathetic BlackFive pundit Uncle Jimbo?”
http://zenhuber.blogspot.com/2011/12/preview-dumb-dumber-and-doonesbury.html
roctor over 12 years ago
Thanks GT for linking zero tolerance with republican pledges.
chicken 33 over 12 years ago
You two just got the attention of the computers in the sub-basements at Fort Meade.
asa4ever over 12 years ago
I wonder if Homeland Security monitors these posts? Of course if you promise to take out only The Donald they will probably let you.
asa4ever over 12 years ago
I am no longer allowed to own a firearm, something about being in the VA loony bin. I told the sheriff that in my town buying a clean gun is like buying a pack of cigarettes. In fact, it is one stop shopping.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 12 years ago
Sorry dude, but you lost credibility with me when you came up with the violent approach. Taking up arms against a ruthless dictator is one thing, but against a comic strip character?
Gokie5 over 12 years ago
As I commented yesterday, the St. Petersburg Times has started a Doonesbury rerun of Jeff and Zipper in a restaurant, texting each other. Today (the second installment of the rerun), they don’t realize they’ve eaten their soup. Apparently the Times either (1) is remedying the outdatedness of the Trump material, or (2) is dead tired of seeing The Donald’s bald pate. Or both.
APersonOfInterest over 12 years ago
The late Christopher Hitchens on Sarah Palin … - “She’s got no charisma of any kind [but] I can imagine her being mildly useful to a low-rank porn director.”
Alan Wiggers over 12 years ago
Since none of these weapons are clip fed, I assume you are referring to the magazine capacity?
puddleglum1066 over 12 years ago
@Larry—reminds me of the early days of the Internet, when Usenet was sorta all there was for public discussions. We used to put a line like this at the bottom of our postings:.NSA FOOD: UZI RPG GLOCK EXPLOSIVE C4.Just to give the computers underneath Laurel something to do.
gscottwong over 12 years ago
Trump’s hair is always combed toward the camera, whether he’s facing left or right.
chris_weaver over 12 years ago
They would spend too much time waiting for the pole to make the first move.
V-Beast over 12 years ago
i love palin, and bachman, and the trumpster for the same reasons i love comics.
Michael McKown Premium Member over 12 years ago
Too freakin’ funny! LMAO!
garyhill over 12 years ago
Looks like Trudeau wasn’t watching the latest Trump interview; the hair is REAL and there is NO combover. Get it right, Gary
mdblanche over 12 years ago
Palin’s never going back to Alaska. There’s just not enough money back there.
BE THIS GUY over 12 years ago
I should of wrote: Once you go Saks, you NEVER go back.SkeptiicCal is still worshiping at the altar of Trump and misleading people with his user ID.
DylanThomas3.14159 over 12 years ago
Ever heard of the delete button?
BE THIS GUY over 12 years ago
It isn’t that there are gaps; it is that every insane theory put out there by the birthers and wingnuts has been proven false. You just prefer to believe the lies.
BE THIS GUY over 12 years ago
No presidential candidates life has been more closely examined than that of Barack Obama’s. No other presidential candidate in 2008 released their birth certificate? Where was W’s ? or Palin’s? Reporters have traveled around the world to report on the years he spent in Indoneasia. There are no secrets. You prefer to believe the lies because it validates your hatred.
Millilong over 12 years ago
God, his hair!