Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 17, 2011

Once you go Saks, you don’t go back.

Someone needs to help The Donald with that combover. Anyone got duct tape handy?

@rayannina, how about crazy glue?

@Petey & The Pack, the republican party should tell Trump, “YOU’RE FIRED!!!”

Once you go Trump, you’re in for a slump on the stump.

Please let this be the end of Trump!

PLEASE STOP THIS CRAP.

Yawn When is this uber-boring storyline going to end and get back to reality?

Sarah’d better stay away from that monomegalomaniacopsychotic holed up in his Trump Tower like Count Dracula in his castle in Transylvania.

For any FBI observing: We’re MAKING A MOVIE, not plotting a real-life score.

GT: Crazy war monger posing as a peace loving liberal.“With anti-war liberals like these, who needs Pavlov’s Dogs of War like bathetic BlackFive pundit Uncle Jimbo?”

http://zenhuber.blogspot.com/2011/12/preview-dumb-dumber-and-doonesbury.html

Thanks GT for linking zero tolerance with republican pledges.

You two just got the attention of the computers in the sub-basements at Fort Meade.

I wonder if Homeland Security monitors these posts? Of course if you promise to take out only The Donald they will probably let you.

I am no longer allowed to own a firearm, something about being in the VA loony bin. I told the sheriff that in my town buying a clean gun is like buying a pack of cigarettes. In fact, it is one stop shopping.

Sorry dude, but you lost credibility with me when you came up with the violent approach. Taking up arms against a ruthless dictator is one thing, but against a comic strip character?

As I commented yesterday, the St. Petersburg Times has started a Doonesbury rerun of Jeff and Zipper in a restaurant, texting each other. Today (the second installment of the rerun), they don’t realize they’ve eaten their soup. Apparently the Times either (1) is remedying the outdatedness of the Trump material, or (2) is dead tired of seeing The Donald’s bald pate. Or both.

The late Christopher Hitchens on Sarah Palin … - “She’s got no charisma of any kind [but] I can imagine her being mildly useful to a low-rank porn director.”

Since none of these weapons are clip fed, I assume you are referring to the magazine capacity?

@Larry—reminds me of the early days of the Internet, when Usenet was sorta all there was for public discussions. We used to put a line like this at the bottom of our postings:.NSA FOOD: UZI RPG GLOCK EXPLOSIVE C4.Just to give the computers underneath Laurel something to do.

Trump’s hair is always combed toward the camera, whether he’s facing left or right.

They would spend too much time waiting for the pole to make the first move.

i love palin, and bachman, and the trumpster for the same reasons i love comics.

Too freakin’ funny! LMAO!

Looks like Trudeau wasn’t watching the latest Trump interview; the hair is REAL and there is NO combover. Get it right, Gary

Palin’s never going back to Alaska. There’s just not enough money back there.

I should of wrote: Once you go Saks, you NEVER go back.SkeptiicCal is still worshiping at the altar of Trump and misleading people with his user ID.

Ever heard of the delete button?

It isn’t that there are gaps; it is that every insane theory put out there by the birthers and wingnuts has been proven false. You just prefer to believe the lies.

No presidential candidates life has been more closely examined than that of Barack Obama’s. No other presidential candidate in 2008 released their birth certificate? Where was W’s ? or Palin’s? Reporters have traveled around the world to report on the years he spent in Indoneasia. There are no secrets. You prefer to believe the lies because it validates your hatred.

God, his hair!