Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 20, 2011
Transcript:
Professor: For conservatives like me, especially those of us who have served, accountability is everything. It's part of the conservative brand. And yet not one of the architects of Bush's war has taken responsibility for the biggest foreign policy disaster in U.S. history. So as the war winds down, do not forget their names. Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleeza Rice, Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle, Douglas Feith. Voices: So they're on the exam. Professor: Yes, but let's shoot for long-term memory.
BE THIS GUY about 13 years ago
Long term memory: Henry Kissinger- war criminal.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 13 years ago
The “Me Generation” queries the reich-wing uber-archy.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 13 years ago
How does “Deutschland über alles!” translate into English with America substituting for Deutschland? “America over all”? Or, “America rules everyone”? Beginning to feel the resurgent neocon world hegemony in your marrow yet? Like Deutschland of the 1930s? With somebody like Rick Perry or The Newt standing in for UNO who? If so, then cry, the beloved country. For America is going the way of the Roman Empire.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 13 years ago
America, or at least the self-called “conservative” element, has moved to the right of ol’ Barry. Remember, he came out in favor of gays in the military before he died.
cdhaley about 13 years ago
“Let’s shoot for long-term memory” means: “If neocons can reduce history to an exam, then I can rewrite it as a comic strip.”
BE THIS GUY about 13 years ago
Magnify the strip and you will see the whole thing.
JusSayin about 13 years ago
@DTPi and LWP: How about National Defense Authorization Act? It gives the Executive Branch more power than a Reichsfuhrer, including making citizens disappear and declaring private clubs as terrorist cells. LEAP, Law Enforcement Against Prohibition, could be deemed enemies of the state. I miss the concept of America.
MassieVoter about 13 years ago
The last panel is also an indictment against Bush and his ‘Kick the Child in the Behind’ policy that values teaching to the test. Schools are no longer places where learning is valued. Now the only thing that counts is getting a certain score on an arbitrary test created by overpaid conservative agencies.
vwdualnomand about 13 years ago
the whole bush admin is a joke. and, the american people elected him twice. for a war, that had no connection to al-qaida. no wmd, and lies about yellow cake uranium.
fogey about 13 years ago
Mindless insults to Barry Goldwater (for gays in the military and women’s rights to their own bodies, whom the Republican party abandoned decades ago) and protests against ‘teaching to the test’ (i.e., giving grades without any measurements) are reasons I will never be a Democrat. But I am an Obamaphile, and Extreme Moderate – therefore disliked by both parties.
gilmccarthy about 13 years ago
Why doesn’t Sec. Powell earn a place in this strip for his oh, so honest and reassuring but lying speech at the U.N. ? W.M.D. anyone?
bpattison1 about 13 years ago
The last panel doesn’t fit, so I miss the punch line. Can you please resize? Thanks.
pschearer Premium Member about 13 years ago
The biggest foreign policy disaster in U.S. history was our alliance with the Soviet Union in WWII.
nimbleswitch about 13 years ago
Nice try, GT, but even a conservative will probably recognize the professor as a CINO. Still, your point is well taken that those names need to be remembered, if for no other reason than that the next Republican president might nominate one or more of them to the Supreme Court.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 13 years ago
“… real decisions, [were] handled by Darth Cheney … with the … approval of Colin Powell. Silly me, I thought Powell’s first name was spelled Colon.
jmatrixrenegade about 13 years ago
Why did Doonesbury suddenly use a bigger panel size so that the fourth panel is not fully on the main screen?
EATONGEO about 13 years ago
How does he not mention Bush or Paul Bremer??? Oh, right, Bremer was just stupid in disbanding the Iraqi Army and putting a million trained soldiers out of work…..
corzak about 13 years ago
. . . and tragically, all the NeoCon jackasses GT mentions (with special guest star John Bolton) . . . the same morons that broke the back of American fiscal solvency . . . . are all back as “foreign policy advisors” to Mitt Romney.They’re back to finish the job.
CDLng Premium Member about 13 years ago
Aww, c’mon, make the strip readable within the space allotted.
Howard Walter Premium Member about 13 years ago
Yeah, what’s up with this strip?
JosephBidenJr99 about 13 years ago
Gary again confirms his ultra left-wing political philosophy.
ceaphus about 13 years ago
Don’t forget Bush’s brain – Karl Rove
montessoriteacher about 13 years ago
Let’s take a walk down memory lane in terms of the economy and Bush administration too. How about the fact that we almost went into another depression? If you think things are bad now, just think if we had continued down that same road that we were heading down. Let’s hope the American people can get a long term memory in terms of that part too.
montessoriteacher about 13 years ago
We need to kick John Boehner’s can down the road!
Potrzebie about 13 years ago
here too. Just click on it.
Dtroutma about 13 years ago
THANKS G.T., These names should be, along with Rove, and “AEI”, burned into the American memory forever, on the same page as that other “great American”- Yamamoto. This is especially true as we consider an unrestrained Persia, ’er, Iran, for all you chickenhawks.
Powell should have resigned before forwarding the lie to the U.N., but it should stand to America as that “military ethic” and devotion to command structure, just as Rommel, Westmorland, and other generals around the world and through history have bent “ethics” to accommodate “devotion to duty”.
gwaktek about 13 years ago
man, you couldn’t get a bigger collection of pinkos together in a Mother Jones forum! Do any of you think that doing nothing at all was an option?
montessoriteacher about 13 years ago
When the other side can’t think of anything that is of any consequence in regard to an argument, they resort to name calling. Liberals are beginning to wake up however. The other side will have to come up with something besides name calling if they want to be successful in terms of their agenda.
BE THIS GUY about 13 years ago
Iraq is an artificial entity, creating by Winston Churchill after he had one too many whiskeys at lunch. Even the name was created by Churchill. It means strong root or deep-rooted in Arabic. The British imposed a Hashemite Sunni monarchy on a majority Shia population. It was the West’s way of rewarding the Sharif of Mecca for his support during WW I; they gave kingdoms to his sons, carved out of the former Ottoman Empire.
FriscoLou about 13 years ago
Why not add some audio to the names?
rvonluchen about 13 years ago
Hey! I Had forgotten about Richard Perle and Douglas Feith!
tcambeul about 13 years ago
I believe that all named, were “Draft Dodgers”!!!
vwdualnomand about 13 years ago
gop has said that they will not pass the payroll tax cut, so everyone’s taxes will go up by 2%. but, they will invade iran if given the white house.
For Liberty about 13 years ago
The long term memory of this conservative must have failed to retain the name of Colin Powell
DylanThomas3.14159 about 13 years ago
“… when Iran has, and likely used, a nuclear device, it’ll be interesting to see how effective Liberal long term memory is…” Iran, if it is developing thermonuclear capability, is doing so as a counterbalance against Israel’s thermonuclear arsenal. Ever heard of the US-USSR “balance of power” doctrine? (I didn’t think so.)
DylanThomas3.14159 about 13 years ago
“The problem with president Obama has been in many ways worse than the Bush/Cheney axis of power.” Amen.
kaffekup about 13 years ago
No, THIS yellowcake: “In 2008, the United States facilitated shipping yellowcake (refined uranium ore) out of Iraq. This yellowcake had been stockpiled prior to the first Gulf War, and was declared to the International Atomic Energy Agency and under IAEA safeguards. More than 550 tons of yellowcake was removed from Iraq and eventually shipped to Canada.” Next time, look a little farther than freerepublic for your “facts”.
Nelly55 about 13 years ago
the last decent conservative was Eisenhower
Radical-Knight about 13 years ago
Has anyone seen the vaguest similarity in Czarist Russia and the present U.S.?
BrianCrook about 13 years ago
A great Doonesbury.
ewcssw1 about 13 years ago
no need to idiots follow idiots