Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 22, 2012
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Transcript:
Girl: So, do you want some cookies or not? Poncho: Yes, Yes I do. Poncho: Unfortunately I don't have any money. Maybe I can help you out with something instead? Girl: Like what? Poncho: I can help you get badges! Your card-counting badge, your ponzu scheme badge, your identity theft badge… Girl: Those sound like crimes. Poncho: Well what badges are they giving you… "needlecraft"? Cripes, you'll never get anywhere with needlecraft!
Catfeet Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Define “crimes”.
Algolei almost 13 years ago
With the proper needles, you can pick a lock. (Of course, it’s cheaper and easier if you just have the key….)
aarken almost 13 years ago
Do modern girls learn sewing? Maybe it’s acupuncture or distributing syringes to addicts.
cleokaya almost 13 years ago
Poncho, the scourge to girl scouts everywhere.
Logicman almost 13 years ago
Wait a minute — it is not Girl Scouts, it is Girl Guides. Now to be fair I had no idea Paul was a Canuk until this series either. What does it mean that three of my current favs come from north of the border?
chassimmons Premium Member almost 13 years ago
“card counting” a crime? That’s just playing the game better than the venal casino owners want you to. Who wants to bet (sic) the author was paid to put that in?
pierreandnicole almost 13 years ago
A mini criminal in the making.
Michelle Morris almost 13 years ago
She won’t get arrested for needlepoint!
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I don’t know how the card counters do it. Every time I count the cards there are 52.