The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 26, 2011
December 25, 2011
December 27, 2011
Transcript:
Police Officer: It's worse than reported. Contact the E.P.A., notify the Coast Guard, and from now on make sure Pauly D swims with his head above water. Jersey Shore disaster.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Guess you need to watch the show.
bluskies almost 13 years ago
Sheesh. One little mistake, and it haunts you forever. The guy on the BP boat wasn’t even moving when HE sprung a leak! (Merry belated Christmas to all!)
Plods with ...™ almost 13 years ago
I don’t know what the big deal is … The 2 or 3 times I went to the shore in Jersey it looked like this.Granted, it was quite a while ago. Never had the urge to go back.
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 13 years ago
^ Intentional foul! Two shots.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I don’t know or watch the show, so it’s lost on me, but it did remind me of an old sea chanty:“What do you do with a drunken sailor?What do you do with a drunken sailor?What do you do with a drunken sailor, ear-ly in the morning?Put him in charge of an Exxon tanker.Put him in charge of an Exxon tanker.Put him in charge of an Exxon tanker, ear-ly in the morning…”
Boise Ed Premium Member almost 13 years ago
That reminds me of Tin-Tin — an excellent movie which I just saw yesterday. … But meanwhile, I’m guessing that this “Pauly” character is a 50s-style greaser.
wroady almost 13 years ago
make sure Pauly Shore swims with his head under water.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
At least I showed you more than an eye. (Take that, Johnny Diego!) ;-)
mesachie almost 13 years ago
well, in the show ( which I do NOT watch), Pauly has very greased back hair. Swimming with his head under water created an oil slick. UGH!
minamace almost 13 years ago
Not only is the hair bad, JWOWW,, Snookie and Pauly D all have lines of indoor tanning lotions. That’s where the tanning bucks are.
RetFor almost 13 years ago
i dont watch the show, but its not too hard to figure out that theyre making fun of him for using a lot of grease in his hair…
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
I run over his head when I need to give my car a lube job.
alviebird almost 13 years ago
I’ve never seen even a single scene. (Glad I didn’t have to say that out loud). And I don’t intend to.
tbritt99 almost 13 years ago
Be glad Snookie didn’t jump in there. It’d be the end of an ecosystem.