Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 30, 2011

She seems warmed up, all right — but I still don’t think she can fly.

He’ll be flying high now!

She’s got his magneto humming.

Andrea@home……..As long as he remembers which is the right one when he’s in the air.

He is getting his cockpits mixed up.

Arm missle. Check.

That’s the first item on the checklist.

Mile High Club, here we come.

Great – now he’ll be grabbing the wrong stick.

He’s wearing a WWII pilot outfit, but those are jets in the sky. I’m SO confused.

Nah, he just drives the shuttle bus to the airport.

The leather jacket with the wool lining? Don’t ask!

Just ask “Is she really ready to take off…take it ALL off?”

Thrusters give him plenty of lift.

They look like they could be brother & sister. Possible even fraternal twins.

oooo… nice background with the “CON”-trails.

That’s the first time I’ve seen airliners doing aerobatic stunts. Those pilots got themselves some skills!

This reminds me of a rather old joke – in fact it’s so dated that it fell out of use after 1970.A pilot boarded a jetliner to start the pre-flight check when one of the stewardesses came up to him, gave him a very close embrace and whispered in his ear, “When was the last time you had sex?” He said “Nineteen fifty-five.”She gasped. “Oh, my gosh! So long ago?”He checked his watch and said, “What do you mean? It’s only 21:30.”

Landing gear up.

Avatars of UFOs and Crop Cirlces are cool but don’t mention the extra loooooong “con”-trails in the comics.

She’s ready to take off… her clothes.

“..she packed my bags, preflight….zero hour….9am..”