This reminds me of a rather old joke – in fact it’s so dated that it fell out of use after 1970.A pilot boarded a jetliner to start the pre-flight check when one of the stewardesses came up to him, gave him a very close embrace and whispered in his ear, “When was the last time you had sex?” He said “Nineteen fifty-five.”She gasped. “Oh, my gosh! So long ago?”He checked his watch and said, “What do you mean? It’s only 21:30.”
rayannina almost 13 years ago
She seems warmed up, all right — but I still don’t think she can fly.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
He’ll be flying high now!
Pharmakeus Ubik almost 13 years ago
She’s got his magneto humming.
aarken almost 13 years ago
Andrea@home……..As long as he remembers which is the right one when he’s in the air.
Commentator almost 13 years ago
He is getting his cockpits mixed up.
J Short almost 13 years ago
Arm missle. Check.
bubujin_2 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
That’s the first item on the checklist.
cdward almost 13 years ago
Mile High Club, here we come.
Plods with ...™ almost 13 years ago
Great – now he’ll be grabbing the wrong stick.
Ray_C almost 13 years ago
He’s wearing a WWII pilot outfit, but those are jets in the sky. I’m SO confused.
normfromga almost 13 years ago
Nah, he just drives the shuttle bus to the airport.
The leather jacket with the wool lining? Don’t ask!
Just ask “Is she really ready to take off…take it ALL off?”
cleokaya almost 13 years ago
Thrusters give him plenty of lift.
mancla almost 13 years ago
They look like they could be brother & sister. Possible even fraternal twins.
nurbz almost 13 years ago
oooo… nice background with the “CON”-trails.
coltish1 almost 13 years ago
That’s the first time I’ve seen airliners doing aerobatic stunts. Those pilots got themselves some skills!
runar almost 13 years ago
This reminds me of a rather old joke – in fact it’s so dated that it fell out of use after 1970.A pilot boarded a jetliner to start the pre-flight check when one of the stewardesses came up to him, gave him a very close embrace and whispered in his ear, “When was the last time you had sex?” He said “Nineteen fifty-five.”She gasped. “Oh, my gosh! So long ago?”He checked his watch and said, “What do you mean? It’s only 21:30.”
jmo328 almost 13 years ago
Landing gear up.
nurbz almost 13 years ago
Avatars of UFOs and Crop Cirlces are cool but don’t mention the extra loooooong “con”-trails in the comics.
rroush Premium Member almost 13 years ago
She’s ready to take off… her clothes.
nurbz almost 13 years ago
“..she packed my bags, preflight….zero hour….9am..”