Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for July 11, 2004
Transcript:
Elvin: Clare, you need to redo this burger. Clare: Redo it? You want me to redo it?! Would you ask Picasso to redo his paintings? Did the Pope ever ask Michaelangelo to redo the sistine chapel?! Pope: Could you do it in more of a chartreuse? It clashes with the tapestries. Clare: I'm a chef, Elvin-- an artiste. The burger is my sacred canvas! Elvin: Hmmm... I suppose I should grant some artistic liberties. Except there's nothing here but an empty bun! Clare: Yeah, well, I'm in a minimalist period right now.