Buni by Ryan Pagelow for February 06, 2012

Be a good sport, Buni. Ugly girls can be fun.

At one table sits two Republicans. At the other, two Democrats. And then we all chose which pair we would rather be like. As in real life, I’m sure our (secret!) votes would total very close to 50-50.

5th panel; bUNi is stuck with the tab

but they look like a prefect match

Maybe they’ll hatch a plan to get the other two’s attention and in the process discover they were meant for each other! (I’ve been watching too many romcoms.)

And, they made them sit at a totally different table!

bUNi, look to your left…oh, never mind. i didn’t. why would you?

If you wanna be happyFor the rest of your life,Never make a pretty woman your wife,So from my personal point of view,Get an ugly girl to marry you.If you wanna be happyFor the rest of your life,Never make a pretty woman your wife,So from my personal point of view,Get an ugly girl to marry you.A pretty woman makes her husband look smallAnd very often causes his downfall.As soon as he marries her, then she startsTo do the things that will break his heart,But if you make an ugly woman your wife,You’ll be happy for the rest of your life,An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,She’ll always give you peace of mind.If you wanna be happyFor the rest of your life,Never make a pretty woman your wife,So from my personal point of view,Get an ugly girl to marry you.Don’t let your friends sayYou have no taste,Go ahead and marry anyway,Though her face is ugly,Her eyes don’t match,Take it from me she’s a better catch.If you wanna be happyFor the rest of your life,Never make a pretty woman your wife,So from my personal point of view,Get an ugly girl to marry you.Say man.Hey baby.I saw your wife the other day.Yeah?Yeah, she’s ugly.Man, she’s ugly but she sure can cook, baby.Yeah? Alright…If you wanna be happyFor the rest of your life,Never make a pretty woman your wife,So from my personal point of view,Get an ugly girl to marry you.If you wanna be happyFor the rest of your life,Never make a pretty woman your wife,So from my personal point of view,Get an ugly girl to marry you.If you wanna be happyFor the rest of your life,Never make a pretty woman your wife,So from my personal point of view,Get an ugly girl to marry you.

No problem that a light switch can’t fix.

WHO HERE LIKES WAFFLES????Cool way to spell waffles:w@ffl3z

All cats are grey in the dark.

this continues to be the story of my life D:

She not eat enough carrots?