Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 28, 2012
January 27, 2012
January 29, 2012
Transcript:
Caulfield: That is some hat, Mr. Spaetzle! Mr. Spaetzle: Ha ha! What nature took away, modern science replaces. Caulfield: So a quarter-inch of people-hair equals a foot of faux coyote? Frazz: Those synthetic coyotes have very slow metabolisms. MELT SAFE
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Do you have any idea how many jackalopes it would take to make a hat that size?
whitecarabao almost 13 years ago
Love Frazz’s reply. It’s a wisecrack that Caulfield will appreciate.
rshive almost 13 years ago
Plus they’re hard to trap. You try hunting polyesters sometime.
Jkiss almost 13 years ago
Shhhh! Be vewy, vewy quiet, I’m hunting hats! Wabbits! No hats. Hell I’m hunting something.
underwriter almost 13 years ago
OK, Naugas have to be slaughtered, but Acryls are just shorn.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 13 years ago
And consider how many Dans we’ve lost to make Danskin leotards…
Editer63 almost 13 years ago
And pcattle are endangered by the soaring demand for pleather …
kathrynismerry almost 13 years ago
A grandma Is/wears a babushka. I have no idea what that kind of hat is called.
williamemory1924 almost 13 years ago
great comment Cathy Dresser!
danketaz Premium Member almost 13 years ago
As to the hat, I’ve seen them listed as ‘Mad Bomber Hats’
pnorman1 almost 13 years ago
The Russian word for this kind of hat is Ushanka. According to Wiki, it translates as "ear hat.
Seed_drill almost 13 years ago
Coyotes are a pain in the ass, nothing wrong with wearing a real one. (As in, they don’t just kill pets, they kill or mongrelize wolves and foxes)
Cathy38c almost 13 years ago
It’s a Yooper Hat !
feefers_ 11 months ago
Ushanka. Very warm. If it’s crazy cold let the ear flaps cover your face and ears. During the siege of Leningrad the Germans wore their distinctive helmets, the steel exacerbated the cold. The Russians wore ushankas and felt boots. Wearing them prevented frostbite.
DKHenderson 20 days ago
That hat looks as though it is balanced on the very top of his head, which wouldn’t do much for keeping it warm.