Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 22, 2012
Transcript:
Pierre: Sacre bleu! Hoo boy... Hmm... we seem to be heading south. Maybe I can take zis lemon of global warming and turn it onto merlot. Voila! By ze time zee ice melts, I should make it all ze way to Tahiti! What could possibly go... wrong... Pierre of the North
trauringe almost 13 years ago
Excellent – I like it
pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
This guy is bipolar. (2 polar bears that is)
chireef almost 13 years ago
it’s simple really… just make a pipeline from canada to texas and dig up the tar sands… uh… no wait the ice and pump it through the pipe line to the deserts of the southwest
bluskies almost 13 years ago
Maybe the bears are tired of frozen seafood and just want to go with and get warm? I hear Tahiti’s pretty comfy this time of year…
wilb44 almost 13 years ago
This is where the Christmas strip left off. Maybe he will catch up to Santa’s reindeer and the bears can feed on them since Santa left the deer floating away.
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
looks like some yellow snow forming around that guys boots.
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
He’s about to have a Kodiak moment.
tjj300 almost 13 years ago
Nice to see he has plenty of bear steaks to make it to Tahiti with. Just go easy on the livers, you’ll get vitamin A poisoning if you eat too much.
roctor almost 13 years ago
This highlights the ever present percentage of unintended consequences.Nothing is cut and dry.
vwdualnomand almost 13 years ago
so, that’s where the polar bears came upon that lost island.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
This just in: The cartoonist Wiley Miller was eaten by a very well drawn bear in his studio late last night, …
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Panel 2. What a beautiful drawing. The cabin is great.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
I just interviewed the bears…They say Wiley tasted funny……
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Radish, after the next two centuries of Chinese dominance, French Canadians will rule the world! So sayeth the Varnes of Ackley…..
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 13 years ago
oh my god. your one of us.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 13 years ago
the door is right there.gee,how fast can Pierre,be?
tripwire45 almost 13 years ago
It is 2012 when the world is supposed to end. Guess it will be by melting according to the latest predictions.
Kasey Peters Premium Member almost 13 years ago
It’s a COMIC strip, Dude!
johnmurf almost 13 years ago
The idea was researched at Memorial University in St. John’s, Newfoundland, Canada. It proved successful in scale model testing, in the same facility that tests new yacht designs for the America’s cup. Unfortunately, the researcher passed away before the scale model test could be upgraded to a full scale test.
TheSpanishInquisition almost 13 years ago
I’d love to see Rush Limbaugh in this situation.
rockngolfer almost 13 years ago
The Exxon Valdez captain said “No, I wanted a TANQUERAY on the rocks.”
APersonOfInterest almost 13 years ago
Bipolar Bears swing both ways.
cleokaya almost 13 years ago
“Pierre Of The North”Chapter OneThe end.
psychlady almost 13 years ago
Always something to get in the way!!
wilb44 almost 13 years ago
This is a NRA moment. Pull out your laser sighted glock and blow them away. I just love that pre 1970 outboard motor.
The Life I Draw Upon almost 13 years ago
Sing along now "I like to teach the world to sing . . . "
Chepi89 almost 13 years ago
Just had to ask the fatal question, didn’t he?
Can't Sleep almost 13 years ago
In the words of Rick Perry — “Ooops.”
Dtroutma almost 13 years ago
I remember when California SERIOUSLY considered bringing ice flows south for water- in the late 1950’s and early ’60’s. PIerre just wants to reinstate the bear population in the “bear flag republic”, more power to him!
TexTech almost 13 years ago
I read a short story years ago about a future world very short on water. The story centered on a ship that “harvested” icebergs. They would put them in a capture net, spray them with a reflective coating to slow melting, and then tow them to the highest bidder (which was often Los Angeles). Of course, this was before climate change put icebergs on the endangered list.
Westman64 almost 13 years ago
I wonder if one of those bears ended up at Sherman’s Lagoon. . .
MatureCanadian almost 13 years ago
Westman64 – I wish Sherman’s Lagoon was available on this site! Any idea where it is located?
Wiley, another awesome cartoon, thank you!
Ed Brault Premium Member almost 13 years ago
In his novel “Oath of Fealty” Larry Niven has an iceberg that was towed into LA harbor that is used for for fresh water and as a recreation area (skiing and ice-climbing)
ishannon5289 almost 13 years ago
look, look, Pierre shall once again be saved when someone tastier comes along. Such as eco tourist who has barely spent much time outdoors.
redbootsdancing almost 13 years ago
Such GREAT art Wiley! Love it.
monawarner almost 13 years ago
One of the ways we’ve been coping with less money is going to the used book stores instead of the mall ones. I’ve come across a lot of the books I enjoyed when I was young.
Miserichord almost 13 years ago
TEXAS ON THE ROCKS by Daniel Da Cruz
Hunter7 almost 13 years ago
I remember that story. There are a number of sci-fic stories by various authors that have eyed the ice in Saturn’s rings and the comets that wander through for sources of water.
bmonk almost 13 years ago
IIRC, in WW II, the allies studied the possibility of creating a carrier out of floating ice.
burleigh2 almost 13 years ago
Here, I thought it was going to be a joke about a house-boat. :-(