Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 12, 2012

And aren’t you lucky there was no splat!

Do you want and splat, Lio?

Lio, you’re supposed to “GASP” when you have the falling dream.

Dying in dreams is vastly overrated.

Hey I have dial up – next time don’t be an “A” -hole

Yeah I’ve died in my dreams -NBD. Unless that proves instant reincarnation…

The deliciousness of falling dreams is that you never hit bottom, so don’t sweat splatlessness, Lio!

Again… How do they know?

So far, so good, as the man said.

If he splats in a dream, I would think it would be a different kind of dream……

Lio, next time you go to bed, wear a parachute!

I’ve been Splatter, bite the Big Apple — Mick Jagger

I’m not sure if that’s better or worse than mine, wherein I was hit by a car, met Saint Peter (really strange for an atheist,) and came back to haunt my girlfriend.

LUCKY…

Sometimes my falling dreams aren’t scary, and then I land. It’s just about fine.

Once I had one of those dreams, but I was on top of a very^1000000 tall building. I fell and there was a splat.