Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 25, 2012

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    I drive a “Salvation Army” Saturn.

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    PICTO  almost 13 years ago

    I used to drive sheep until I broke my arm trying to make a ewe turn. Now I drive a hard bargain.

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    Not Me  almost 13 years ago

    I drive my wife crazy

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    serenasakitty  almost 13 years ago

    Isn’t it too early in the norning for so many puns? Groan!!!

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    vldazzle  almost 13 years ago

    My 8 year old Focus Hatchback gets me and my stuff where I have to go, even over some of the rough terrain where friends go camping and my rugged garden cart folds into the back to go the rest of the way;-)

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    vldazzle  almost 13 years ago

    I don’t understand how some men identify with their cars, if it gets you there, that’s what matters.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    SusanS, one of our cars is a ‘95 Saturn which we bought new. It’s been well-maintained so it may well last a lot more years.No one wants the Dodge Challenger from Vanishing Point (1971 original version)?

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    konradh  almost 13 years ago
    Steve erkel’s car: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loagadTFz71qzo1ifo1_500.jpg&imgrefurl=http://androry.tumblr.com/post/7584102621&usg=__dqdayZOwnuwG5fG3dq75YpP-LGk=&h=375&w=476&sz=34&hl=en&start=5&zoom=1&tbnid=m8KMk3uF4DSN4M:&tbnh=102&tbnw=129&ei=PBkgT4_AG-X_sQKdlbEZ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsteve%2Burkel%2527s%2Bcar%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26gbv%3D2%26tbm%3Disch&itbs=1
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    iced tea  almost 13 years ago

    Did anyone besides me notice that’s girl’s front tires are flat?

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    hippogriff  almost 13 years ago

    iced tea: Low, not flat.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Larry, mine is a ’98 wagon, bought in 2009 with 117,000 miles already on it, and it has a lot more left in it, I truly hope!

    Raspberry, if that were “flat", radial tires wouldn’t work. Mine look lower than that, and my mechanic says I have to quit comparing them to the big ol’ tires on a “real” station wagon. But I love my little Saturn!

      and Konrad, um… you might want to try TinyUrl.comsome time.

    Aircraft-Engineer — gesundheit!
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    Jkiss  almost 13 years ago

    It’s not just guys who love their cars. In the summer, I drive my 68 Firebird convertible. I could get to the same place in a Prius or a Smart car, but I don’t think it would be half as much fun. The only thing that drives me crazy is my husband, and yes it is a short drive. Very short.

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