Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 09, 2012
February 08, 2012
February 10, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: I've sure enjoyed your date tonight, Pigita. But I wish we could do something that was even more intimate. Pigita: What do you have mind? Pig: Grooming for fleas. Just like monkeys. She's so hard to read.
fhhuber almost 13 years ago
Checking for ticks…
margueritem almost 13 years ago
You should have offered her a roll in the mud.
legaleagle48 almost 13 years ago
Pig, that’s NOT what it means to “do it like they do on the Discovery channel!”
Jess V almost 13 years ago
Offer her a banana first next time.
seyleigh almost 13 years ago
It’s easier to walk over a lousy date than it is to drive over a lousy bicyclist without going to jail. Unfortunately…
zero almost 13 years ago
Hang on pal. Once she accepts she’s a pig, she’ll chillax.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
It’s the old Spilled Wine Trope! Seriously, Pig, what on earth do you see in that awful Pigita, besides fleas?
gordrogb Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Totally logical – he wanted a flea, which made her want to flee.
Kvasir42 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Curse you Pastis! I saw the ad for the new app on the bottom of the email version of GoComics and had to get it. You will get yours! (Wait, you already did, because I had to pay for it.)
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 13 years ago
…i think pig was hunting in the wrong forest…
finale almost 13 years ago
He stole MY MOVE! (Yeah, works just as well for me too)
What Shenanigans almost 13 years ago
Of course she would be offended by “grooming for fleas”— it suggests she’s a lowly, brute animal, rather than a refined, anthropomorphic character.
Pig should have said “grooming for lice.”
killacowinWA almost 13 years ago
Geez, Pig. You don’t just start grooming a girl for fleas. You have to build up to that point! Get to a few other bases first. Although, the shape of Pig’s play field may be a little wibbley wobbley. Easy to get lost on the way to first base.
nancyroy2 almost 13 years ago
I love pig & pigita. More pig & pigita!
Ermine Notyours almost 13 years ago
Pig likes bacon, and wants to see Pigita “strip.”
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
Pig’s got the right ideas: get hands on girl. His thinking brain just rationalizes badly. Getting brain(s) co-ordinated is first. Maybe read some poetry. Go, Pig, go. But it helps if you can say it, and work on the tone, too. Singers get laid a lot, and it isn’t because they say smart things smartly…that’s a tip, kids.
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
And don’t save it for Valentine’s Day!
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
Mighty Weaver…I don’t think I saved any, but I tried. Just gave it away. Tried to save it, but I think it’s all gone. I have no ’won’t’ power. Kudos to Pastis, who is past this too.
Grooming for fleas? give her crabs first.
Firebird67 almost 13 years ago
Well, it’s good to see Pig warming up his Valentine Day moves. They need a little polishing, but I’m sure he’ll get there.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 13 years ago
Hey hey hey…!!!!!Don’t knock it… it works for me…!
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Oh Pig!
Will you be arriving at her house tomorrow with a bunch of flowers?
xxx
djmando almost 13 years ago
PIG IS MY ROLE MODEL!!!!
bmonk almost 13 years ago
There ain’t no fleas on her? Probably not—not enough hair.
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
Hot Monkey Love! That’ll straighten out Pigs tail.
fatjimi almost 13 years ago
He got it backwards, as usual. He was supposed to say“I want a little PLEASE”.
codedaddy almost 13 years ago
A very painful looking bow tie, Pig.
squirrel500 almost 13 years ago
Pig you are a monkey yourself.
hoopsyoyopid almost 13 years ago
You are AWESOME pig!
two_goats almost 13 years ago
Poor poor pig, so simple minded.
comicsnerd74 over 9 years ago
Pig, just dump her already!STAND UP FOR YOURSELF!THIS IS DOMESTIC ABUSE!
ZeebraNeighbor over 5 years ago
She is an incredibly violent woman, just like Rat. It’s mind boggling why he hasn’t left her yet permanently.
Pig {From P.B.S} almost 2 years ago
Never do this!!!!!!