Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 09, 2012

Hugging corners don’t count for nothing in the romance department.

I saw him hugging a curve.

and the white line.

C’mon, Doc — she’s trying to tell you he has no $ex drive.

She still runs every day, but he’s got a spare tire and gets gas at night.

He used to admire her chassis, and she’s still got great headlights, too….but she feels like she’s just spinning her wheels.

I want to make a joke about tail-gating but Nanny probably wouldn’t like it. I’ll just leave it there and y’all will get the picture.

they are both, 4 wheel drives

Well you know how it is Doc. After awhile she just gets a little too much junk in her trunk and she refuses to put her top down. So as much as this Hertz me to admit this I’ve been to the Alamo with this little hatchback that has good rates.

Maybe a night out on the autobahn will bring the old spark back.

Wow……

Maybe she should change her bumper stickers into pasties (American, not Brit) . . . . ☻

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Susan, quite the coupe there!

Thanks, Beviek, on behalf of many….

And Picto! I can’t get over such huge shocks!

Very late, but… she’d really be mad if she knew he went to a drag strip!