Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 09, 2012
February 08, 2012
February 10, 2012
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Car: Corners, sure, but when was the last time he hugged me?
Car: Corners, sure, but when was the last time he hugged me?
C’mon, Doc — she’s trying to tell you he has no $ex drive.
She still runs every day, but he’s got a spare tire and gets gas at night.
He used to admire her chassis, and she’s still got great headlights, too….but she feels like she’s just spinning her wheels.