Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 28, 2008
December 27, 2008
December 29, 2008
Transcript:
June says, "Ralph it's important that dachshunds not get overweight!" June says, "Go weigh Wally, please!" Ralph says, "How do I get him to stand on the scale?!" June says, "You stand on the scale holding wally, see what you weight together, and then subtract your weight!" Ralph says, "sigh" Ralph says, "He weighs 92 pounds" June says, "92 pounds?!" Norman says, "Something tells me dad hasn't weighed himself in about 30 years!" Ralph says, "I weight 190 pounds! Check my driver's license!"
robert423elliott about 2 years ago
190 + 92 pounds equal 282 pounds that they weigh together. Subtract approximately 7 pounds that the dog most likely weighs and we have Ralph’s real weight……..275 pounds! Sounds about right.
Better then archistoteles AKA max.chesnut.anne 7 months ago
no if you use math he weighs 342 LBs