Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 28, 2008

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June says, "Ralph it's important that dachshunds not get overweight!" June says, "Go weigh Wally, please!" Ralph says, "How do I get him to stand on the scale?!" June says, "You stand on the scale holding wally, see what you weight together, and then subtract your weight!" Ralph says, "sigh" Ralph says, "He weighs 92 pounds" June says, "92 pounds?!" Norman says, "Something tells me dad hasn't weighed himself in about 30 years!" Ralph says, "I weight 190 pounds! Check my driver's license!"