February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
With Calvin’s record and reputation, his “fate” is sealed.
It’s a good thing you didn’t bet on it, Calvin. I would have cleaned you out.
Hobbes gets the washing machine treatment.
Tigers don’t get baths according to Hobbes because “we take all day to dry, and until we do we smell funny”.
It’s not good simply to believe what you want to believe either, Calvin.
So that’s why the meteor fell on Tunguska.Well, spacetimekeeping is a wee bit iffy.
If astrology prevented baths, Avon wouldn’t sell soap in the shape of zodiac animals.
Mom is stronger!
“By Golly…”???
It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves; we are underlings. William Shakespeare
The Universe will NOT stand for this, Mom.
Sudies show that moms are more powerful than the universe
The sun has set on Calvin’s ‘no bath’ dreams..
to be as suave as Hobbes, what a dream
The reality of mom’s trumps the fantasy of horoscopes any day of the whole year.
Mom’s nickname: The Stars
Ever notice, when a kid’s about to get crushed by their parent, their name changes to “Buster”.
You can have your own way when you’re 18+ Calvin.
Provided of course everybody doesn’t hold their noses around you.
You’ll thank your Mother one day.
xxx
Who rules? not Pluto or any planet or star,its Mum.
And it’s in Mom’s horoscope that she will have great success in controlling her children. Interesting that in the Bible the concepts of luck, fate, accident, seredipity etc. are not there….
This is why i don’t listen to my horoscopes.
But maybe taking a bath will turn in his favor—he won’t get ostracized, won’t get infections from scratches and injuries, won’t get lice, and so on.
Mom’s horoscope read: Be prepared to assert yourself today or a subordinate will attempt to surplant your auithority.
Funny . . . Calvin’s mother’s horoscope seems to say this exact same thing every day of the year!
;-)
My key policy would be to accept one trillion dollars !
Mom, just you wait until december the 21st then we’ll see…
sigh.. hahhaha.. follow your mom, calvin.. u need to bath..
I am glad that you ENDed this before you BOTTOMED out and landed on oyur derriere.
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
With Calvin’s record and reputation, his “fate” is sealed.
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
It’s a good thing you didn’t bet on it, Calvin. I would have cleaned you out.
margueritem over 12 years ago
Hobbes gets the washing machine treatment.
Opus Croakus over 12 years ago
Tigers don’t get baths according to Hobbes because “we take all day to dry, and until we do we smell funny”.
Rakkav over 12 years ago
It’s not good simply to believe what you want to believe either, Calvin.
King_Shark over 12 years ago
So that’s why the meteor fell on Tunguska.Well, spacetimekeeping is a wee bit iffy.
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 12 years ago
If astrology prevented baths, Avon wouldn’t sell soap in the shape of zodiac animals.
rentier over 12 years ago
Mom is stronger!
rolleg over 12 years ago
“By Golly…”???
bluram over 12 years ago
It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves; we are underlings. William Shakespeare
JGordonFan24 over 12 years ago
The Universe will NOT stand for this, Mom.
tbonepolar over 12 years ago
Sudies show that moms are more powerful than the universe
SmilePlease over 12 years ago
The sun has set on Calvin’s ‘no bath’ dreams..
MissBettysBrother over 12 years ago
to be as suave as Hobbes, what a dream
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
The reality of mom’s trumps the fantasy of horoscopes any day of the whole year.
Mythreesons over 12 years ago
Mom’s nickname: The Stars
sonnygreen over 12 years ago
Ever notice, when a kid’s about to get crushed by their parent, their name changes to “Buster”.
Number Three over 12 years ago
You can have your own way when you’re 18+ Calvin.
Provided of course everybody doesn’t hold their noses around you.
You’ll thank your Mother one day.
xxx
ratlum over 12 years ago
Who rules? not Pluto or any planet or star,its Mum.
khpage over 12 years ago
And it’s in Mom’s horoscope that she will have great success in controlling her children. Interesting that in the Bible the concepts of luck, fate, accident, seredipity etc. are not there….
Hobbes vs. Woodstock over 12 years ago
This is why i don’t listen to my horoscopes.
bmonk over 12 years ago
But maybe taking a bath will turn in his favor—he won’t get ostracized, won’t get infections from scratches and injuries, won’t get lice, and so on.
Gretchen's Mom over 12 years ago
Mom’s horoscope read: Be prepared to assert yourself today or a subordinate will attempt to surplant your auithority.
Funny . . . Calvin’s mother’s horoscope seems to say this exact same thing every day of the year!
;-)
Schraub over 12 years ago
My key policy would be to accept one trillion dollars !
denhobbs over 12 years ago
Mom, just you wait until december the 21st then we’ll see…
fia over 12 years ago
sigh.. hahhaha.. follow your mom, calvin.. u need to bath..
Shikamoo Premium Member over 12 years ago
I am glad that you ENDed this before you BOTTOMED out and landed on oyur derriere.