Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 19, 2012

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    pouncingtiger  over 12 years ago

    With Calvin’s record and reputation, his “fate” is sealed.

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    It’s a good thing you didn’t bet on it, Calvin. I would have cleaned you out.

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    Hobbes gets the washing machine treatment.

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    Opus Croakus  over 12 years ago

    Tigers don’t get baths according to Hobbes because “we take all day to dry, and until we do we smell funny”.

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    Rakkav  over 12 years ago

    It’s not good simply to believe what you want to believe either, Calvin.

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    King_Shark  over 12 years ago

    So that’s why the meteor fell on Tunguska.Well, spacetimekeeping is a wee bit iffy.

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    DerkinsVanPelt218  over 12 years ago

    If astrology prevented baths, Avon wouldn’t sell soap in the shape of zodiac animals.

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    rentier  over 12 years ago

    Mom is stronger!

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    rolleg  over 12 years ago

    “By Golly…”???

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    bluram  over 12 years ago

    It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves; we are underlings.  William Shakespeare

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    JGordonFan24  over 12 years ago

    The Universe will NOT stand for this, Mom.

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    tbonepolar  over 12 years ago

    Sudies show that moms are more powerful than the universe

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    SmilePlease  over 12 years ago

    The sun has set on Calvin’s ‘no bath’ dreams..

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    MissBettysBrother  over 12 years ago

    to be as suave as Hobbes, what a dream

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    LingeeWhiz  over 12 years ago

    The reality of mom’s trumps the fantasy of horoscopes any day of the whole year.

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    Mythreesons  over 12 years ago

    Mom’s nickname: The Stars

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    sonnygreen  over 12 years ago

    Ever notice, when a kid’s about to get crushed by their parent, their name changes to “Buster”.

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    Number Three  over 12 years ago

    You can have your own way when you’re 18+ Calvin.

    Provided of course everybody doesn’t hold their noses around you.

    You’ll thank your Mother one day.

    xxx

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    ratlum  over 12 years ago

    Who rules? not Pluto or any planet or star,its Mum.

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    khpage  over 12 years ago

    And it’s in Mom’s horoscope that she will have great success in controlling her children. Interesting that in the Bible the concepts of luck, fate, accident, seredipity etc. are not there….

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    Hobbes vs. Woodstock  over 12 years ago

    This is why i don’t listen to my horoscopes.

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    bmonk  over 12 years ago

    But maybe taking a bath will turn in his favor—he won’t get ostracized, won’t get infections from scratches and injuries, won’t get lice, and so on.

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    Gretchen's Mom  over 12 years ago

    Mom’s horoscope read: Be prepared to assert yourself today or a subordinate will attempt to surplant your auithority.

     

    Funny . . . Calvin’s mother’s horoscope seems to say this exact same thing every day of the year!

     

    ;-)

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    Schraub  over 12 years ago

    My key policy would be to accept one trillion dollars !

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    denhobbs  over 12 years ago

    Mom, just you wait until december the 21st then we’ll see…

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    fia  over 12 years ago

    sigh.. hahhaha.. follow your mom, calvin.. u need to bath..

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I am glad that you ENDed this before you BOTTOMED out and landed on oyur derriere.

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