Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 16, 2012

Pecking Duck?

He certainly bit the right buttocks.

gluteus optimus

Rat’s been getting a lot of overdue karmic retribution lately, hasn’t he?

Pig, ask Guard Duck to look for the remote.

Not your daddy’s duck duck goose…

You go, L’il Guard Duck! Keep Rat positively on the up-and-up, and up….

I’ve heard of biting the hand that feeds you, but this …

Duck’s got teeth?!

Hope he has a titanium beak; lots of work for him.

I hate that duck.

Hmmmm – taste like chicken ?

Finally… something Rat said really did come back to bite him in the butt.

I am afraid Guard Duck is in arrears………..

It’s nice to see Rat getting the pain!

Buttocks seems a bit off-color for Pig. He’s more of a derriere-type guy.

Little Guard Duck bites like dramatic irony!

Rat’s gonna be jumping like that a lot

This one really made me laugh…. thanks!

@Oddball

I don’t think Pastis gives a rat’s @$$ about your day. You’re sounding kinda negative, yourself— duck may have to put yours on his bill.

And once more LGD is a pain in the . . . well, you know.

Nice, LGD isn’t gender (or species) oriented – otherwise he might go for the oompa-lumpas . . . ☻

Always thought Rat was mallardjusted.

Way to go duck!!!

biting people? that’s very tame for Guard Duck…

LGD? Betcha can’t have just one!

Start the day off by biting a rat’s butt. The rest of the day just has to get better.

I could use a guard duck to help keep me looking on the brighter side of things.

I’ll second that – how about disguising him as a Zebra and see what the Crocs do?

ha, ha!

Oh my God… SO funny!

I love Rat’s face!

xxx

Pig & LGD can charge for the service and put it on his bill.

And Rat didn’t have to say “Bite Me”.

I LIKE Guard Duck. I LIKE the mission. And I bet that GDuck has a pretty good array of mission resources…Go get ’em…

Yes, lets.

The Badonkabomber

I need him to come and visit my place of employment!

Now that one just made me laugh out loud. Hah..no one more deserving of getting their ass bit.

SNERK

I’m positive, I’m positive he scared him pretty bad and if he tried that same move now… It would taste a “hole” lot different.

That’s my point. I’ve gotten my fingers in the way while feeding a goose some bread. Yikes!

Love the look on Rat’s face! Hope he is alright :)

HAHAHHA

Wow, literally talking “give a Rat’s @$$” a new meaning. :|

and so begins the duck-in-a-couch series

I’m so positive even my blood type is positive. So leave my butt alone.