Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 01, 2012

Um, what?

No,I want toe jam on rye.

MLtR= MRtL

He sure as hell doesn’t want a pork chop.

Uh oh….. that second one was supposed to stay home.

Only one was supposed to order anything…. but maybe they all will, now that they’ve got a foot in the door.

Well, that is, unless the big guy makes them toe the line.

Dogsniff — not if you carefully go out to pick a deli.

Now THAT is a foot long sub about to be made.

Looks like a nymph toe maniac to me.

Who’s footing the bill?

Ignore him, Mr. Butcher Man. He’s just toe-ing with you.

We’ll need a mop for the last little piggie…

@ingsoc- astronauts are plagued with a similar malady called missile toe

Every mother knows you start with the big toe and finish with the pinkie, but middle is the same either way, and has the roast beef.

Either way you look at it, that foot doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

Excellent one Arch Stanton.

Personally, I wait till I get home and then Wii.

I heard he’s a calloused individual….

Surprised he didn’t shoe him away..

I really get a kick out of youse guys . . hee heeBut this deli was a favourite of the Captain and Toenail . . . . ☻

Something has changed. This comic strip has lost its way.

Traditionally starting with the big toe: This little piggy went to market… this little piggy stayed home… this little piggy (the middle one) HAD ROAST BEEF… this little piggy had none… and this little piggy cried, “wee-wee-wee” all the way home.

Thanx Eric. I didn’t get it. Getting too old, I guess

OUI OUI OUI

The one who didn’t get none, really beefed it up.

This little piggy went to market,This little piggy stayed at home,This little piggy had roast beef,This little piggy had none.And this little piggy went… “Wee wee wee” all the way home…

He’ll also take some freetoes on the side