(background story and review) Dona Obsquiella Operta Misquieto, (a more original Lady Gaga) sweats her reviews….
Wardrobe failure occurs! (excerpt)
DOOM’s role and performance at the Theater of the absurd found her spilling her cobs last night. She lost it all spinning onstage – a furious audience stomps out.
Seems that avant garde fashion designer Orvillis Redenbacher clashed with choreographer ZZTop. Their legendary fighting fails. It’s the first! Each accused the other of having no vision!
The nerve of Top’s demand for the zarzuela just prior to intermission, says Doom’s shrinking fan base. A fortnight finds her relegated to oblivion but, always thinking ahead, she scrabbles and manages a living – in popcorn!
That looks like corncobs to me, but trimmed similar to the way I fix them for my parrot (pieces about 3"long for his mini kabob) and my patio often has them scattered around (as the wild birds pick every little bit off his leftovers). They also get all the crumbs from his bread and nuts. As to Twinkies, Wendy Williams has a campain to save them; I stay away from junk food for the most part.
now, after the harvest they will be shipped to the state fair where they will be deep fried, powdered with even more sugar and sold to the sweltering, obese masses
This reminds me of a April Fools prank news story the normally staid BBC did back in the Fifties. The story was about the spaghetti harvest in Switzerland that year being a bumper crop. They had video of the farmers out in their spaghetti orchards harvesting the ripe crop from the spaghetti trees, the spaghetti being laid out in the sun for drying, how part of the bumper crop was the lack of a spaghetti weevil infestation that year and so on. The segment was presented on a well respected news show, read by a renowned newsman without any suggestion of it being a spoof. The first time I saw it was on the old Jack Paar Tonight Show back in the early 60s. The clip is on YouTube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27ugSKW4-QQ.
Somebody I know who goes to football games obseved the game being played in the parking lot and he looked it up. Just about anyone can play the game, without the damage a horseshoe or a football can do.They have Corn Hole tournaments with official rules and measurements.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Gotta git ’em wrapped in thet plastick.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
I am hoping that there will be a Hostess cupcake harvest shortly.
Veridian almost 13 years ago
And let’s not forget the upcoming “Snow Ball” Harvest! (betcha can’t guess what Season THAT’S in Can Ya?! :-)
chireef almost 13 years ago
don’t let the characters from Over the Hedge find out about this
wilb44 almost 13 years ago
Chicken McNugget round up is next. This year’s harvest will be nothing to crow about.
bluskies almost 13 years ago
Too much corn already spilled to comment.
finale almost 13 years ago
Good thing they not Ho-Ho’s. That group of morons from the Dinette Set (led by Joy) would be overwhelming this painting..Happy Birthday to all.
pcolli almost 13 years ago
A grain pit, I believe.
APersonOfInterest almost 13 years ago
I wanna say it …. I wanna … but ….
Plods with ...™ almost 13 years ago
Planting?
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
Kernel Sanders.
mabrndt Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Enlarged (artist)
snaggly almost 13 years ago
(background story and review) Dona Obsquiella Operta Misquieto, (a more original Lady Gaga) sweats her reviews….
Wardrobe failure occurs! (excerpt)
DOOM’s role and performance at the Theater of the absurd found her spilling her cobs last night. She lost it all spinning onstage – a furious audience stomps out.
Seems that avant garde fashion designer Orvillis Redenbacher clashed with choreographer ZZTop. Their legendary fighting fails. It’s the first! Each accused the other of having no vision!
The nerve of Top’s demand for the zarzuela just prior to intermission, says Doom’s shrinking fan base. A fortnight finds her relegated to oblivion but, always thinking ahead, she scrabbles and manages a living – in popcorn!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 13 years ago
??? how on earth did we get from twinkies to twisted sex?oh, wait a minute… there he is!good morning @Dogsniff !: D (please don’t change.)
vldazzle almost 13 years ago
That looks like corncobs to me, but trimmed similar to the way I fix them for my parrot (pieces about 3"long for his mini kabob) and my patio often has them scattered around (as the wild birds pick every little bit off his leftovers). They also get all the crumbs from his bread and nuts. As to Twinkies, Wendy Williams has a campain to save them; I stay away from junk food for the most part.
Dragoncat almost 13 years ago
“Reaping the FINAL Twinkie Harvest”Grab what you can before those “Over The Hedge” critters get here!
lindaf almost 13 years ago
That would imply Twinkies are organic…..
orinoco womble almost 13 years ago
A hole in the ground with corn in it is called a “hill.”Grew up in the Tall Corn State.
mabrndt Premium Member almost 13 years ago
DId someone say robot?
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 13 years ago
now, after the harvest they will be shipped to the state fair where they will be deep fried, powdered with even more sugar and sold to the sweltering, obese masses
rockngolfer almost 13 years ago
Are you aware of the beanbag toss game?
http://www.cornholehowto.com/
pnorman1 almost 13 years ago
This reminds me of a April Fools prank news story the normally staid BBC did back in the Fifties. The story was about the spaghetti harvest in Switzerland that year being a bumper crop. They had video of the farmers out in their spaghetti orchards harvesting the ripe crop from the spaghetti trees, the spaghetti being laid out in the sun for drying, how part of the bumper crop was the lack of a spaghetti weevil infestation that year and so on. The segment was presented on a well respected news show, read by a renowned newsman without any suggestion of it being a spoof. The first time I saw it was on the old Jack Paar Tonight Show back in the early 60s. The clip is on YouTube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27ugSKW4-QQ.
rockngolfer almost 13 years ago
Somebody I know who goes to football games obseved the game being played in the parking lot and he looked it up. Just about anyone can play the game, without the damage a horseshoe or a football can do.They have Corn Hole tournaments with official rules and measurements.
mabrndt Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Works by this artist, have appeared 3 times, so far, in Mr. Melcher’s blog.
mabrndt Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Another work by this artist here.
heatherjasper about 10 years ago
And selling them for a million dollars on eBay.
briggs.roy078 over 2 years ago
Dang, they DO last forever!