Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 22, 2012

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    pouncingtiger  almost 13 years ago

    There’s a born loser for you.

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    naturally_easy  almost 13 years ago

    You mean a credit card doesn’t fix anything that needs fixing?

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 13 years ago

    Surely there must be an app for this?

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    Digital Frog  almost 13 years ago

    Usually it’s the roaming charges that kill you.

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    lightenup Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    But will the minutes roll over into your next life?

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    hippogriff  almost 13 years ago

    It was Samara, thus the title of the novel, Appointment in Samara.

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    bmonk  almost 13 years ago

    The other joke is about the 30-something lawyer who meets the Grim Reaper and complains it’s not yet his time.

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    So the Reaper checks the books, and discovers the error: he was using the lawyer’s billed hours rather than lived hours. . . .

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    Porkie  almost 13 years ago

    @bmonk: lol!

    Should have installed that security peep-hole last week! DOH!

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    KA7DRE Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    He shouldn’t have tossed his TRACphone.

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    natureboyfig4 Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Did he at least have time to pick his carriers?

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    photo3d  over 11 years ago

    Moral: Be sure to read the fine print on your long-term cell phone contracts.

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