Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for February 24, 2012

Monty Python could have had fun with this one. “Hello, I’d like to schedule a beating for this Thursday. Yes, noon will be good.”

And the beatings will continue until moral improves!!

@BashisThank you sir! May I have another!!

It only hurts when I laugh.

Reminds me of Michael Fox in “Back to Future” in the 3rd sequel where his duel with the nasty bully was scheduled for noon in front of the saloon in the western sequel.

Would you be happier if all the females wore potato sacks?

Toni Daytona with black hair, round nose.

speaking of Toni…

Cad!!

Trying not to fall asleep zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Are lobsided boobs stranger than lopsided boobs?.The only thing stranger than a reader taking a ruler to boobs in a comic strip would be Greg taking a ruler to boobs as he draws them.

Panel 2: Gunther’s shining moment! Rosa is so kind! Panel 3: he sticks a pin in his own balloon. Glory is so fleeting!

well, he’s an organized dude.

Hey, Gunth?

Next Thursday? When You BATTLE Needlenose, Be SURE You’re dressed Up like “Billy the Bookworm”!

No, WAIT, HEAR me Out!

When he sees You he’ll START laffing his ass OFF.

At THAT Moment, Hit ’em with a vicious “Clothes Line” to his throat!

Then while he’s GASPING for breath, subject him to a FLURRY of Pile driver blows to his head!

And as he SLOWLY loses Consciousness, BEND his nose UP in a 45 degree angle.

Oh, and DON’T forget to apply the CUSTOMARY “Stomp to the NUTZ” to Les-Lie, to please your more SADISTIC Fans.

Now, NOW, STAND over Your Defeated Foe and Ask the STUNNED Assemblage if ANYONE Else “Wants a PIECE of the Worm”?

Take Rosa by the hand a go off somewhere and ENJOY Your “Reward”.

And whatever You do, DON’T Take off that Worm Costume….,

The comments are more entertaining than the comic strip.

Busted! He didn’t think that one through….

At least Gunther and Rosa have something to talk about now. He’s no longer so tongue-tied, so that’s a good thing. At least until next Thursday… then she can nurse him back to health and give him sponge baths.

All boobs are lopsided, unless they’ve been ‘fixed’ surgically.

It sounds funny when she says it.

Gunther has more brains than he gives himself credit for. They will see him through this crisis. Hey! I wonder if this means we’ll be visiting another arc for a week.

just put the princible on the invite list

And “next Thursday” will come when … July, you say … or never? New arc on Monday. Course, I never can predict Greg’s twists and turns. THAT’S what draws me back here (plus the variety of comments on the strip).

boooooriiiinnng!!!!!

has anyone thought that maybe there’s no school Thursday? Maybe Spring break so no fight. Guth might be smarter than Leslie. Stay tuned tomorrow folks!

Note: Suddenly Gunther is not nervous around Rosa? They can walk and talk like a normal couple and he’s not bumbling all over the place? Progress.

Of course. He mostly only draws two women’s bodies. It’s like Mrs. PotatoHead.

Gunther is on top of the world! You can tell— a PuRpLe shirt! Plus, he’s talking confidently with his girl-friend. Plus, he didn’t look scared yesterday. I think he has a plan. Shouldn’t we all!

I normally love this strip but I’m really tired of the particular story line.. though I am enjoying the Monty Python comments…

she’s in competition with john’s girlfriend (garfield), to have lips bigger than her chest…heh.

WHY CAN’T THEY MOVE ON TO SOMETHING ELSE?!?!

Plenty of time for him to take a trip.

I agree with impossible bones

…name of the game is DELAY…

Peasant displeases the emperor, who orders that he be executed. Peasant pleads, “Sire, if you let me live, I will teach your favorite horse to speak. It will take me one year.” The emperor, intrigued, agrees to suspend the execution, though it will go through in one year if the horse isn’t speaking.

The peasant’s friend says to him, “Are you crazy? You can’t teach a horse to speak! You’ll be dead in a year anyway!!”

The peasant replies, “Anything can happen in a year. The emporer may die. The horse may die. I may die. And who knows, in a year, maybe the horse will learn to speak!”

…delay, delay, delay….

is he a geek or what!

As much as Gregs abilities have improved over the years, he has never quite gotten the hang of drawing boobs.

That was about the most illogical thing I’ve read on GoComics all day. Thanks for the laugh. – Your friendly neighborhood militant centrist, A.H.

Whopperjawed,maybe?But boobs doesn’t quite describe what Rosa carries..and there are as many words that define this wonderful element of the feminine physique as there are defining drunk..which I think I’ll go get..ps,lots of GE’s ladies have this look..

Or the reason Gunther did that was he would have witnesses to the kind of bully Lesie is or Rosa si going to take he to see the principal and tell him/her about Leslie.

Oh, lordy. The world really is coming to an end. You wrote something I agree with.

Brutal, I can’t watch anymore

Now that he’s dominated Knox once…ie, changed the date…he can flummox him any way he wants. This is getting better. Please note he’s TALKING and walking calmly with Sweetie.

Whatever… I think they look delicious!

If Gunther is REALLY lucky, then Les will do something stupid and get kicked out of school BEFORE Thursday.

Gunth got out of it, sort of….Well word will get around and maybe a teacher will wait to see what happens and stop it. or just wait to clean up the mess..Story line is so enjoyable I almost forgot about Weanie World and Toni/Brad.

The key to Gunther’s plan is twofold: 1)witnesses, 2)nonviolent resistance. Gunther is well read and knows the benefits of nonviolent resistance, and the effect of friendly support. Obviously this is more difficult in an empty hall, but VERY effective in a crowded cafeteria at high noon. Picture it: Gunther is present with many of his friends and acquaintances as Leslie approaches. Gunther gives every assurance of innocence and it becomes obvious to Leslie, that he will meekly accept whatever beating is administered without any provocation. Leslie knows that the witnesses will observe and testify that Gunther had no part in it. Leslie is not completely stupid so he goes away without harming Gunther.

Men can’t draw boobs as well as the boobs draw them.

He scheduled it for the lunchroom, smart move

A stay of execution!