Monty by Jim Meddick for February 14, 2012
February 13, 2012
February 15, 2012
Transcript:
Butler: Sir, your valentine correspondence has arrived... Boy: My... my! "Dearest Sedgwick, you are the cat's pajamas! - Emma!". "Dear Sedgy, my heart belongs to you and you alone - Cath". "Sweet Sedgwick, you enchant me. Truly you do. - Pamela". Jarvis, this whole charade might be more convincing if all my schoolmates at Wilkins Hall didn't coincidentally share your impeccable penmanship skills. Butler: Sorry, sir. I had hoped reversing some of my "r's" would throw you off the track...
tattooedcyberidiot almost 13 years ago
You have to be careful when reversing your "R"s. You might knock something over.
breishis613 almost 13 years ago
Good attempt, Jarvis. You almost had him there!
Ida No almost 13 years ago
Sedgewick – a real man’s man.
spamster almost 13 years ago
He has an indoor badmitton court. VERY manly.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
They just don’t teach the old Palmer Method cursive anymore; not even at Wilkins Hall, I’ll wager. Still, properly played, sir, even though young Master Sedgie has seen through your loving deception. Happy St. Valentine’s Day, one and all!
Commentator almost 13 years ago
That is one ugly kid.
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
A very good butler not only gives him valentines, but he holds his shuttlecock while he reads them.
ajnotales almost 13 years ago
Jarvis, I understand there may be an opening at Downton Abbey…
opentomeet almost 13 years ago
There’s not a lot of room behind his service line… deep lobs should take him out quickly!!
revisages almost 13 years ago
someday, master sedgwick, you shall own cards r us
hometownk Premium Member almost 13 years ago
How sad that his butler has to write Valentines and make them seem to be from his classmates.
beerhunter12 almost 13 years ago
I’d like to see your “Rs” Andrea@home.
demorodney almost 13 years ago
Alas poor Sedgy, with so few youths in the 1%, it’s lonely at the top.
iced tea almost 13 years ago
Someone should do that for Charlie Brown.