Monty by Jim Meddick for February 14, 2012
Transcript:
Butler: Sir, your valentine correspondence has arrived... Boy: My... my! "Dearest Sedgwick, you are the cat's pajamas! - Emma!". "Dear Sedgy, my heart belongs to you and you alone - Cath". "Sweet Sedgwick, you enchant me. Truly you do. - Pamela". Jarvis, this whole charade might be more convincing if all my schoolmates at Wilkins Hall didn't coincidentally share your impeccable penmanship skills. Butler: Sorry, sir. I had hoped reversing some of my "r's" would throw you off the track...
A very good butler not only gives him valentines, but he holds his shuttlecock while he reads them.