Monty by Jim Meddick for February 17, 2012
February 16, 2012
February 18, 2012
Transcript:
Sedgwick: To exchange cards on Valentine's Day is to indulge a vulgar cliche! However, to send Evelyn a little casual something... now... well... somehow it seems more forgivable... I had a confectioner produce a custom-made candy heart... what do you think? Butler: "My bounty is as boundless as the sea, my love as deep. The more I give thee, the more I have, for both are infinite." It's amazing how they were able to fit all that on... Sedgwick: Our man in San Francisco couldn't do it... I had to send it out to Korea...
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Yeah, people are tiny there, so they can write smaller………
Commentator almost 13 years ago
Poor Sedgie.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Outsourcing is sometimes necessary, as witness this case of Valentine hearts-candy with miniature message! Good thing Sedgwick has resources!
breishis613 almost 13 years ago
Evelyn is a lucky girl! :)
Animal65 almost 13 years ago
Like I said before, I love Monty & his crew, but simply can’t stomach the rich kid & his butler. SIGH
michaelmcgilvray almost 13 years ago
San Francisco? Does Sedgewick buy from See’s?
bebob almost 13 years ago
What is boundless bounty?
iced tea almost 13 years ago
Will anyone eat that candy heart after all that?
nitromicro almost 13 years ago
As a 1%-er, I enjoy Sedgie’s special way with words.Alas Sedgie’s spoken hyperbole leaves many assiduous readers pining anon for the antics that feline charmer Fleshie.
Shadeburst almost 13 years ago
I love Monty but think it’s insensitive to make Sedgwick so grotesquely ugly. It seems to say that unattractive people are despicable.
Boxo croco says happy derby over 4 years ago
How poetic