Monty by Jim Meddick for February 16, 2012
Transcript:
Butler: Evelyn Kentworth? Sedgwick: Yes. That is the name of the young lady who has captured my heart... behind this curtain I keep a portrait... a private shrine to her timeless beauty... behold! Butler: Indeed, sir. Her eyes are quite captivating. Sedgwick: Yes. But unfortunately Crayola's "magic mint" can only approximate their hue...
Why do I get a feeling this has gone from comedy to pathos? My heart goes out to this small kid that’s ignored by his parents and only has a servant to try and give him company. I need to go and give my kids a hug…