C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for February 07, 2012

Ain’t it funny that “Oh Sh#%!” is usually the last words picked up by a flight data recorder right before impact. So Mona got herself in over her head. With any luck she’ll regain some control before she injures herself. If not hopefully she will just end up buried in a snow drift with nothing hurt but her dignity.

At this time I would like to reassure all my fans that, if the main character of this strip should become unable to fulfill her duties due to accidental death or dismemberment, that I, M. Smokey, am ready to don the mantle of main protagonist, and carry the strip forward. I would do so with a heavy heart, armed only with the sage advice of confidant and adviser Donna Fitzpatrick, the sexy babe.

My wife said the same thing the first time I took her on a roller coaster when we were dating. I never knew that a person could exhale for 55 seconds.

Actually, Mona never made it to the last letter of her exclamation. Malheureusement!And as for the opportunist, M. Smokey, how easily he would attach himself to “the sexy babe”: for shame!

I think she meant SKIIIIII

Yep, first you say or scream it, then you do it.

Sorry, I was using all four words. Must drink coffee before posting.

Bicycles have brakes.

Yup, just like riding a bike………downhill……..with no steering……and no brakes…….at 80 MPH! LOL “Hail, Mary, full of grace…….”

If she makes it to the bottom in one piece she will have something to brag about for ages.

Oh…

M-E-E-E-E-E-R-R-R-R-R-D-D-D….

(In a crisis, I think she’d revert to her Mother Tongue.)

i saw it coming, but i still like where its going. : )

WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I love doing that!

But shouldn’t that have read, "Oh, Merde!!!!!

oh putain!!!

I would be screaming the same word if someone walked me into skiing, got me on top of a hill, and I went down hil like Mona. I think half of the people on the mountain would hear me as well as the rescue patrol.

And away we go!