Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 29, 2012

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    rf_eq  over 12 years ago

    it’s amazing what foods you can get on a stick at the minnesota state fair

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    Alohacat  over 12 years ago

    Mmmm,…. Batter dipped, Deep Fried, French Fries. Yeah, I will stop frying my twinkies, too.

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    corzak  over 12 years ago

    Jeff’s gonna beat him senseless then do a 30-mile ride.

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    That’s a good first step, Pig.

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    doc white  over 12 years ago

    How do you want you sweet tea hon. Fried.

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    Yontrop  over 12 years ago

    My ex wanted to fry my twinkies, but I got out in time.

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    fhhuber  over 12 years ago

    Bacon stuffed, bacon wrapped, deep fried bacon.

    Yum!

    :)

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    tat0010  over 12 years ago

    I bet twinkie feed pig would be tender.

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    zero  over 12 years ago

    …and before Hostess declares Chapter 11.

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    DuHhozr  over 12 years ago

    I heard of a couple of guys raising a pig. They fed it a lot of expired twinkies and fruit pies. the pig stroked out before they could enjoy the bacon! Maybe they should have fed it fresh twinkies.

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    DuHhozr  over 12 years ago

    I also heard twinkies can last years in the package and look as good as the day they were bought!

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    Sisyphos  over 12 years ago

    I’ve always preferred my breakfast Twinkies unfried, Pig. Glad to see you come around to these healthier ways! Don’t let that Jeff bully you into granola!

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    dwhall517  over 12 years ago

    Is this supposed to be Jeff Mallet, creator of the comic Frazz?

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    doublepaw  over 12 years ago

    Actually Twinkies dipped in sour cream with chives is the best…………

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    smoore47  over 12 years ago

    Jeff, you forgot to add the blood doping.

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    rshive  over 12 years ago

    Before going whole hog with the health stuff, it’s best to start with little things.

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    Sportymonk  over 12 years ago

    Personally if you want junk food, go to the NC State Fair and get the hamburger between two haves of a Krispy Kreme donut instead of a bun, then go eat a deep fried candy bar.

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    Patricia Bocklage Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Now that’s my idea of a fitness regimen! :) (Pig’s idea, that is.)

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    SwimsWithSharks  over 12 years ago

    Does Stephan smoke around Jeff?

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 12 years ago

    ailurophile17, on your post yesterday. Gad, it’s good to read that I’m not the only one who does not understand all the fuss over Cul de Sac………when I hear the word ‘genius’ connected to this strip and the awards…..I just don’t understand….maybe it’s because I’m an old guy too.you folks who think Cul De Sac is the greatest thing since sliced bread, fine- think that way and have a nice day.

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    corzak  over 12 years ago

    ‘Like I said, this seems about right for Jeff’s caliber of people. “Whatever make me feel superior,”’Agreed. On the other hand, Americans are increasingly obese, particularly in the South. Looking at the stats, I’d even say ridiculously obese.

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    vburke  over 12 years ago

    SNERK

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    3pibgorn9  over 12 years ago

    Actually, Jeff will probably go out for a 20 mile run and collapse with a heart attack a mile out.

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    Paul Go Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Too bad because fried twinkies are so good.

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    Defective Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Most granola is actually pretty bad for you (store bought). It’s full of bad fats. Most granola munchers just munch it for the image, not the substance.

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    DuHhozr  over 12 years ago

    I didn’t say they were edible they jus looked that way.

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    Number Three  over 12 years ago

    Awwwwwwwww!

    LOL xxx

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    Popeyesforearm  over 12 years ago

    Who can ya trust if not your Trusted Mechanic for the straight facts?

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    tigre1  over 12 years ago

    Love the extremes…health nazi in spandex, chuckle-headed good-timer enjoying HIS…

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    jayjaypom  over 12 years ago
    There you go! One step @ a time Pig!
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    rgcviper  over 12 years ago

    Mmmm. Deep-fried Twinkies …

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    Srover  over 12 years ago

    I stopped frying my twinkies because it hurt too much.

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    Zebrails  over 12 years ago

    Jeff might as well have spoken in pig-latin.

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    Zebrails  over 12 years ago

    and this is why we all love PIG! Soft spoken, soft hearted, and softer brain.

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    sleepless in st. louis  over 12 years ago

    Glad to see that Steve is thinking about his health!

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    killacowinWA  over 12 years ago

    I would have a fitness regimen, but I’m to busy to maintain one. So mostly I just eat whatever the hell I want and run a lot. I’m not a biker, but I’ve been a distance runner for six years and the mentalities are similar. Greatest perk about working out like that: we can eat whatever we want and not gain wait. Which is nice. And the endorphins are pretty fantastic too.

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    KCR  over 12 years ago

    No bike lanes where I live either. The few there are intown are full of sand and garbage. Just be nice and share the road.

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    foxsurrickgocomic  almost 12 years ago

    God that sounds utterly distugusting!!! It must be absolutely horrid for your body!

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    noob  almost 8 years ago

    Good job Pig

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    jerry400  almost 4 years ago

    The pro cyclists I know eat pasta and other carbs by the TON ..

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