Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 29, 2012
February 28, 2012
March 01, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Jeff the Cyclist. What are you having for breakfast today? Cyclist: Fifty grams of oatmeal, one cup of berries, and a quarter cup of almonds. It's all part of my fitness regimen. Pig: That's great. Having a fitness regimen is important. Cyclist: Essential. And what is yours? Pig: I've stopped frying my Twinkies.
My ex wanted to fry my twinkies, but I got out in time.