Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 13, 2012

It sounds like me.

That’s standard in a marriage.

“Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later, for another thing, they die earlier.” — H.L.Mencken

“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.” — H. L. Mencken

“If I ever marry it will be on a sudden impulse, as a man shoots himself.” — H. L. Mencken

listen to " a man’s song" from gthe bob and tom show.

no matter what man is in charge, Mrs Clinton still wields the most powerful weapon. just ask any leader of any country

I wish my wife was still alive – or that I hadn’t outlived her.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

A woman marries a man thinking she can change him. A man marries a woman thinking she will never change. Unknown

As a Bachelor all I can say is, “How sweet it is!”

she should live so long

i once told my wife a woman’s place is in the home……now she owns it and i’m in an apt.

It’s always my turn and always will be.

I read the final panel as “If I Outliver her.”..lol

While rock climbing, told my “fiancee” that I didn’t believe in divorce, just “accidents”. One look 2,000 feet down, and we’ve not had a serious argument in 42 years! But love and “sharing” is the real answer. “Ownership” is what causes despair.

In my marriage I make the important decisions. My wife determines which are important.