Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 13, 2012

It’ll be easier on his jaw when she socks him.

Love has nothing to do with expensive gifts…..guilt, however, has.

He’s got a lotta nerf thinking about it, after the way he’s been sponging off her.

Come on big spender, throw in a box of play-doh chocolates and she’ll be yours.

It’s Nerf so it won’t hurt when she throws it in his face.

This whole concept was created by Queen Nerfertiti, a long time ago.

^ It’s a second hand emotion…So get her used jewelery.