Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 17, 2012

Giant Gronk. Bad penguins. Zombie apocalypse.Nothing new ever happens around here.

Captn Eddie always saves the day at the lunch counter.

What? That’s it? That’s the adventure?

OK so how is grandma gonna get thought the snow drifts to get to the door they could not git though in the first place to stop the little bulters from doing their thing? If she had a snow blower she coulda dug out the little poop machine to do their thing 4 days ago.

Is there something they’re not telling us? I checked the CDC’s Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse and there was no mention of “The Gronk” let alone Penguins. What else aren’t they telling us?

… some of you are trying to be logical here?

I’m not sure about this hole idea…wait, drains are holes…tomorrow: Zombie penguins stagerin’ and waddlin’ around saying “Drains….draaaains……..” This may backfire……You know, I don’t think I’ve met Gran-ma. Have we seen her before?

It’s all clear as mud to Dad, no matter how you say it.

But what about Ekert?

Chris, vikipa, thanks.

……..kids…….

@ Agent54 et al.. Have you all forgotten Gran’ma Flo’s Hot Flashes… Come on you guys.

Gronk!

Life is sooo boring!

Aaaah, the power of context!

Wouldn’t it be funny if they encountered the Eckert on the way back?

The unbelievable thing is that they texted him using proper English and not that text-speak that mooks use.

oh, bring on the penguins! one look at those gop wanna bee candidates….the birds/whatever are better….

Where does a gronk buy tee-shirts?

JiminNYC, no. DavidGBA, he’s dressed too well to be a Wallmartian, so maybe The Big and Tall Shop?