Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for February 18, 2012

Himpressed.

Yeah but it rid of his wrinkles.

Yes, but everyone was impressed with the way he came out!

If that happened to me, I’d be steamed.

your joke is a little flat today Lil.

Then he fell into the reupholstery machine but was fully recovered.

Lil’s just smoothing things over

Totally loved the funeral arc this week. I’m not “there” yet, but I’ll try to remember some of those lines.

And they buried him in a packing crate formerly used to transport oil paintings.

G-r-o-a-n