Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 14, 2012
Transcript:
TV: After robbing a bank and stealing a car, the suspect led police on a 20-mile high-speed chase. He side swiped several cars and narrowly avoided hitting a group of pedestrians. After resisting arrest, police have finally taken the gentleman into custody. Ralph and June: "Gentleman"???
cutiepie29 over 12 years ago
I frequently respond to similar statements with “That is NO Lady!” when a woman who has done something bad is referred to as a lady.
The Nihilist over 12 years ago
I believe this is what they call a contradiction in terms…
Yochanan204 over 12 years ago
My sentiments ’zacly.
Arianne over 12 years ago
I know, RIGHT?!? Thank-you, Mr.Fagan! Drives me nuts! Just say man… or suspect! Another one that rubs the wrong way, though it’s more subjective, is when they say the terrorists have “claimed responsibility”. It sounds a little too much like a positive thing. But I guess “claimed culpability” will never catch on.
chris_weaver over 12 years ago
Thank God he wasn’t a cad!
flagfly over 12 years ago
Drabble and wife nailed it…(what’s her name?)
yldonaldson over 12 years ago
Honeybunch
doris sloan over 12 years ago
Add alledged to the stupid PC list. We watch a crime in progress, the take-down, then have to listen to some talking head natter on about alledged suspect, gentleman was arrested… Nonsense to the max.
R0sc0e over 12 years ago
That was on Fox News and they were referring to a Republican Presidential Candidate.
corzak over 12 years ago
it’s not “PC”. It’s a legacy of 19th century journalism. Over the centuries, journalism has shown a tendency to get viciously personal. To prevent this, and to maintain a semblance of objectivity, and to prevent duels (!) newspapers like the The London Times would refer to any man as a “gentleman”, never call someone a ‘liar’, and say things like “Mr. Hitler appears to have an aggressive foreign policy”.
krbuza over 12 years ago
So, the perp was a land owner, why are they so shocked by that?